Natasha Leggero quotes

James Franco, acting, teaching, directing, writing, producing, photography, soundtracks, editing — is there anything you can do?
-- Natasha Leggero

#Photography #Teaching #Writing

Love is telling someone their hair extensions are showing.
-- Natasha Leggero

#Love You #Love Is #Hair

I'm not saying Martha Stewart is old, but she needs a new Walker more than the 'Fast and Furious' franchise.
-- Natasha Leggero

#Needs #Walkers #Furious

There are different types of art, and you just have to follow where things take you. It helps me with my desire to perform live. That's something that a lot of actors and actresses don't get to experience on a regular basis.
-- Natasha Leggero

#Art #Desire #Actors

I love hard punch lines, and I like anything that has a strong point of view.
-- Natasha Leggero

#Strong #Views #Lines

In general, comedians are attracted to vice.
-- Natasha Leggero

#Comedian #Vices

Pop culture, it's crazy. There's all this violence in video games. In 'Call of Duty,' people are literally just blowing other people up. Hey, let's protect your country from your couch while eating your sandwich.
-- Natasha Leggero

#Country #Crazy #Games

The chasm between rich and poor is becoming larger, and I think it's interesting terrain to talk about and expose.
-- Natasha Leggero

#Thinking #Interesting #Becoming

Neil Hamburger writes such cutting jokes.
-- Natasha Leggero

#Writing #Cutting #Hamburgers

I'm not 'one of the guys.' I don't want to pretend to be one on stage. I'm not going to dress like a guy or carry myself like one.
-- Natasha Leggero

#Guy #Want #Dresses

For comedians, we're all kind of tweeting our thoughts instead of spending time developing them. You can gauge how good a joke might be by how many times it gets retweeted, but it takes discipline to go back through the tweets and then develop jokes from them.
-- Natasha Leggero

#Discipline #Comedian #Might

My dream part would be to play Mitt Romney's sarcastic black maid. We could call it 'Mammy & Me.'
-- Natasha Leggero

#Sarcastic #Dream #Play

My friends who have babies can't do anything. You can't go out at night. Having a baby is like a DUI from the universe.
-- Natasha Leggero

#Baby #Night #Dui

Guys should not be allowed to use the Internet all day long. So sad.
-- Natasha Leggero

#Long #Guy #Use

Doing TV is great, but TV is for starring on, not for watching.
-- Natasha Leggero

#Tvs

I grew up as a child actress, not a child star. I was an actress - big difference.
-- Natasha Leggero

#Stars #Children #Differences

In L.A., you tend to see a lot of people do very bizarre things. I love it.
-- Natasha Leggero

#People #Bizarre

Comedy is just one of the many professions that women are taking over.
-- Natasha Leggero

#Comedy #Profession

I do think people are definitely sick of the Kardashians.
-- Natasha Leggero

#Thinking #People #Sick

Male comics are always coming up to me and they're like 'Hey Natasha. Don't you think you're a little attractive to be a comedian?' and I'm like 'Don't you think you're a little ugly to be talking to me?'
-- Natasha Leggero

#Thinking #Talking #Comedian

Lovin this Ghost Ghirls! It was great to get to play a madame not just a boring prostitute.
-- Natasha Leggero

#Play #Ghost #Boring

All these rappers on stage and Martha Stewart has done the most jail time.
-- Natasha Leggero

#Rapper #Jail #Done

Justin's fan are called Beliebers because it's politically incorrect to use the word retards.
-- Natasha Leggero

#Use #Fans #Retard

I was raised Catholic in Rockford, Illinois. But I'm not a practicing Catholic anymore. Oh God, no.
-- Natasha Leggero

#Illinois #Catholic #Raised