Kevin Meaney quotes

Kevin Meaney quotes

last updated: November 28, 2023

“I've been doing the Fonda workout: the Peter Fonda workout. That's where I wake up, take a hit of acid, smoke a joint, and go to my sister's house and ask her for money.”
-- Kevin Meaney

#Funny Quotes #Workout Quotes #House Quotes

“Freedom of the press is guaranteed only to those who own one.”

Source : New Yorker, 14 May 1960
“Avoid all needle drugs, the only dope worth shooting is Richard Nixon.”

Source : "Personal Quotes/ Biography". www.imdb.com.
“Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.”

Source : Abraham Lincoln (1982). “Abraham Lincoln, wisdom & wit”, Peter Pauper Pr
“That's an interesting philosophical question. When your boner goes away, is that one gone... forever?”
“I got drunk in Canada. I was there for 2 days but I was drunk there for 4 days. I don't know how it worked. I guess it was with the time difference or something.”
“I can bulk up very fast. I can lift heavy weights because, like most people, I started off with heavy workouts. That's stayed in my muscle memory. I feel horrible when I feel my jeans are getting tight. Workouts peace me out.”
“Growing up my mother played Sarah Vaughan and Nat Cole in the house regularly.”
“The trade magazine and all was banned in my house. The first time I read a film magazine was when I was 18.”
“I grew up in a house that liked to be funny. Everybody liked to be funny. My family's been...we've been enjoying each other's comedy for years.”
“I've always liked older ladies, ever since my mother would have B'nai B'rith at our house.”

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