Bumper Sticker quotes

I must confess, when I see anyone with an Obama 2012 bumper sticker, I recognize them as a threat to the gene pool.
-- Allen West

#Pool #Bumper Sticker #Genes

My other car is a vehicle with a bumper sticker describing this car.
-- Damien Fahey

#Car #Bumper Sticker #Vehicle

A Nuns Life: Chastity, poverty, and obedience. Wait, chastity?" BUMPER STICKER
-- Darynda Jones

#Waiting #Poverty #Bumper Sticker

We should just get somebody from the left and the right and they should all throw bumper stickers at each other and the first one to cover the other one wins.
-- David Cross

#Winning #Firsts #Bumper Sticker

I hate bumper stickers, you can't sum anything up. All you do is paint yourself in some caricaturist corner.
-- David Cross

#Hate #Bumper Sticker #Paint

I don't much believe in bumper sticker characterizations of foreign policy.
-- John Bolton

#Believe #Bumper Sticker #Foreign Policy

You don't put bumper stickers on a Bentley.
-- Kim Kardashian

#Bumper Sticker #Bentley #Sticker

If my mother were a bumper sticker, she would read THAT'S NOT APPROPRIATE. Taylor's mom would read WHY THE F*** NOT?
-- Natasha Friend

#Mom #Mother #Bumper Sticker

Does that really work, converting someone with a bumper sticker? How weak of a mind do you have to have?
-- Gregg Rogell

#Mind #Doe #Bumper Sticker

One thing I learned in sobriety is to stop being judgmental, to always be discerning. When I drive, that will be my bumper sticker.
-- Kevin Sessums

#Sobriety #Judgmental #Bumper Sticker

I did not climb to the top of the food chain to eat carrots.
-- Ron White

#Bumper Sticker #Carrots #Chains