Funny Work quotes
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A foolproof plan for not getting a job - show up for your interview wearing flip flops.
-- Alan Davies -
You should never protest outside a rich guy's home during the day because he's not there. He's at work grinding the faces of the poor.
-- Craig Ferguson -
No one's dream job involves a kiosk.
-- Damien Fahey -
If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be 'meetings.'
-- Dave Barry -
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It might be said that it is the ideal of the employer to have production without employees and the ideal of the employee is to have income without work.
-- E. F. Schumacher -
Why do people say they wish every day was Friday? If it was always Friday, we'd be here every freakin' day.
-- Ed Bernard -
Most people like hard work, particularly when they're paying for it.
-- Elbert Hubbard -
Hard work is damn near as overrated as monogamy.
-- Huey Long -
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A guy gave me a job at an information booth - no questions asked.
-- Jay London -
There's not a single job in this town. There's nothin', nada, zip. Unless you wanna workforty hours a week.
-- Jeff Daniels -
Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.
-- Kin Hubbard -
Everyone rises to their level of incompetence.
-- Laurence J. Peter -
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People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.
-- Ogden Nash -
Whenever I call a company and get put on hold, I never really feel like I'm being held.
-- Randy Glasbergen -
The best computer is a man, and it’s the only one that can be mass-produced by unskilled labor.
-- Wernher von Braun
