Dick Martin quotes

Dick Martin quotes

last updated: November 28, 2023

“I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me.”
-- Dick Martin

#Marriage Quotes #Hair Quotes #Married Quotes

“I suggest that there is a splendid way out of the difficulty of marriage, and that is my way - stay out.”
“Old married people look so much alike that they have the same number of hairs in their ears.”
“Grave authors say, and witty poets sing, That honest wedlock is a glorious thing.”
“Oh who is that young sinner with the handcuffs on his wrist? And what has he been after that they groan and shake their fists? And wherefore is he wearing such a conscience-stricken air? Oh they're taking him to prison for the colour of his hair.”
“The biggest misconception about me is the bad-boy image that everyone stuck me into due to my tattoos, drug days and the constant changes I make with my hair color.”

Source : Source: blogs.indiewire.com
“Nothing is as easy or natural as consumer brands want us to think - no problem is as resolvable. Your hair will fall out, eventually. Yet we do have these brands, and we line our shelves with them. There's an inherent irony.”

Source : "Cartographer of Word Galaxies". The Believer interview, logger.believermag.com. September 24, 2013.
“This is new for me. I'm learning how to have a realtionship with someone other than Ashton. I made a horrible mistake. It was like a relapse. But you," I reached up and tucked the tear dampened hair that had worked its way loose behind her ear. "You touch a place inside of me that Ashton never did. I feel things with you I never felt for her. I loved her for a very long time. I can't help the fact I still want to be there if she needs me. Next time there is a choice to make it will be you I choose first. I can promise you that.”
“The way I look at it is everybody should have the right to get married, if they so choose”
“I married an archeologist because the older I grow, the more he appreciates me.”
“His distress and pleasure mixed and married, giving birth to several anxious children.”

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