Alan Carr quotes

  • A true friend never asks of you what they know you would never ask of them.
    -- Alan Carr

    #Friendship #Friends #True Friend

  • 'Civilians' is a term I love. It's what Elizabeth Hurley used to describe people who weren't on TV.
    -- Alan Carr

    #America #People #World

  • I had to have a brace because I had big teeth. If I'd gone to Africa I would have got poached.
    -- Alan Carr

    #Funny #Teeth #Gone

  • What am I supposed to do if I go bald? Get a wig? Fat, goofy, gay, wig. I might as well get a piano and start an Elton John tribute act!
    -- Alan Carr

    #Funny #Gay #Piano

  • When I was a kid I used to hate getting picked for team sports. It would be the fit and sporty guys over there. And me and the fat kids over here. Those kids were fat! One girl had to be cut out a hula hoop.
    -- Alan Carr

    #Funny #Girl #Sports

  • All change requires effort and sacrifice. Sometimes action plans fail because they are based on the idea that there is a 'magic bullet' which on its own can solve our problems.This is not true. Complex human problems typically require complex solutions with many different components.
    -- Alan Carr

    #Sacrifice #Ideas #Effort

  • Piglet sidled up to Pooh from behind. "Pooh?" he whispered. "Yes, Piglet?" "Nothing," said Piglet, taking Pooh's hand. "I just wanted to be sure of you.

  • Wherever they go, and whatever happens to them on the way, in that enchanted place on the top of the forest, a little boy and his Bear will always be playing.

  • Friendship is the positive and unalterable choice of a person whom we have singled out for qualitites that we admire.

  • A true friend never asks of you what they know you would never ask of them.

  • I remember when I first started in the business, I lost a lot of friends. Some were jealous, some were annoyed at the fact that I was an actress.

  • Friends tell the truth to one another. Friends don't slam the door to correction or reflection when it is offered with affection.

  • I don't know if I've ever been in a clique. The older I've gotten, the more I've realized what a true friend really is. So my friendship circle has changed a bit.

  • True friendship's laws are by this rule express'd, Welcome the coming, speed the parting guest.

  • True friends are a single soul divided between different bodies.

  • A true friend is someone who says nice things behind your back.

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