Vivian Vande Velde Quotes and Sayings - Page 1

“If you don't like vampire games, don't play”
-- Vivian Vande Velde

#Play #Games #Vampire
“Number one rule for fiction: Coincidence can be used to worsen a characters predicament, but never to solve his problems.”
-- Vivian Vande Velde

#Character #Numbers #Fiction
“Mothers are legendary for being able to read the thoughts of their children at just the right moment.”
-- Vivian Vande Velde

#Mother #Children #Able
“The wolf sniffed beneath the door to be sure this was a human cottage. The scent was undeniable. No pigs, except in bacon form. The wolf thought bacon form was a very sensible way for pigs to behave.”
-- Vivian Vande Velde

#Doors #Pigs #Cottages
“Those Grimm brothers," she said with a sigh, "they'll never amount to anything." And she was right because all they ever became was writers.”
-- Vivian Vande Velde

#Brother #Grimm #Said
“She sighed. Loudly. "Physical appearance is not what is important." Yeah right. Tell that to any girl who hasn't bothered to put on a presentable shirt or fix her hair because she's only running into the grocery store to get a quart of milk for her grandmother, and who does she see tending the 7-ITEMS-OR-LESS cash register but the guy of her dreams, except she can't even say hiâ€”much less try to develop a meaningful relationshipâ€”since she looks like the poster child for the terminally geeky.”
-- Vivian Vande Velde

#Girl #Meaningful #Running
“They'd poisoned me, dammit. Probably to trade my dead body to the barbarians for Wulfgar's safe return. Or maybe just for the fun of it.”
-- Vivian Vande Velde

#Fun #Body #Safe
“Giannine--What are they going to do: smack me on the head with a pamplet?”
-- Vivian Vande Velde

#Smack
“There, close enough to spit on--if I'd been a barbarian and inclined to spit--was the dragon.”
-- Vivian Vande Velde

#Dragons #Barbarians #Enough
“if Saint Bruce doesn't like your poem, he chops your head off.”
-- Vivian Vande Velde

#Saint
“People always talk about good, fresh country air, but I kept getting wiffs of something that was neither good nor fresh but definitely country.”
-- Vivian Vande Velde

#Country #Air #People
“Then, early, early, early in the morning-just as in countless Disney films-I heard a rooster crow. But guess what? They don't do it just once.”
-- Vivian Vande Velde

#Morning #Crow #Roosters
“A [reformed] vampire ... mostly tries to make reparation for his previous evil by doing good deeds-most commonly, apparently, going into the crime solving business.”
-- Vivian Vande Velde

#Evil #Trying #Vampire

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