Adam Hills quotes

  • Tell you what, if there were gays in the army 'Saving Private Ryan' would have been a hell of a lot shorter film. There is no way it would take gay men three hours to find Matt Damon.
    -- Adam Hills

    #Army #Gay #Men

  • Can we all just stop being dicks?!
    -- Adam Hills

  • The sun in my life, it is gone, it is gone
    -- Adam Hills

    #Gone #Sun

  • I'm sick of women telling other women what men want them to look like.
    -- Adam Hills

    #Men #Sick #Looks

  • Going to Starbucks for coffee is like going to prison for sex. You know you're going to get it, but it's going to be rough.
    -- Adam Hills

    #Sex #Coffee #Prison

  • It is easy to be brave from a safe distance.

  • These guys are not from the Iraqi army, ... These are not Iraqi soldiers. They are not members of any of the Iraqi armed forces.

  • I smoked pot in college and in the Army...

  • If you've driven over to the gay section of Los Angeles, it's like a golf course... Real estate values go 'boom!'

  • It's always fun teasing the person. When they ask if I'm gay, I say, 'Oh, I don't know.

  • You know, when you don't go on TV and talk about how many women you sleep with, some people in Hollywood, that are supposedly 'in the know,' start whispering that you're gay. If I were gay, I wouldn't be ashamed to admit it, but I'm not.

  • All my life I've been aware of the Second World War humming in the background. I was born 10 years after it was finished, and without ever seeing it. It formed my generation and the world we lived in. I played Hurricanes and Spitfires in the playground, and war films still form the basis of all my moral philosophy. All the men I've ever got to my feet for or called sir had been in the war.

  • Is it a particularly British trait to so utterly adore truly appalling men, from Tony Hancock through to Steptoe and Alf Garnett, Captain Mainwaring, Rigsby, Del Boy, Victor Meldrew and on to David Brent from The Office. The most deeply adored characters are all simply vile.

  • We may not preach a crucified Saviour without being also crucified men and women. It is not enough to wear an ornamental cross as a pretty decoration. The cross that Paul speaks about was burned into his very flesh, was branded into his being, and only the Holy Spirit can burn the true cross into our innermost life.

  • Ale, man, ale's the stuff to drink for fellows whom it hurts to think.

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