April Winchell famous quotes

Last updated: Sep 5, 2024

IÂ wish you a tolerable Thursday. That's all any of us can hope for.
-- April Winchell

#Wish #Thursday
Let's stop playing with ourselves and get on with the entertainment, shall we?
-- April Winchell

#Entertainment
I am severely distracted these days. It's hard to sit in front of the computer, uploading bad music for hours, when you have a wonderful boyfriend who treats you like a Goddess.
-- April Winchell

#Funny #Cute #Music
I have found that many other countries will buy off on anything American. As much as they hate us, they want to be us more than anything.
-- April Winchell

#Country #Hate #Want
I never have anything to talk about.
-- April Winchell
I remember lying down for a nap one day at about 4:00 and walking up at 11:00 the next morning.
-- April Winchell

#Morning #Lying #Naps
Personally, I think tying garbage bags around your head and hands is overkill.
-- April Winchell

#Thinking #Hands #Bags
I had glow in the dark bands made up and I've given away a ton of them.
-- April Winchell

#Dark #Band #Made
I had a migraine for about seven or eight straight days, and I was unable to sleep most nights.
-- April Winchell

#Sleep #Night #Eight
I know you aren't supposed to speak ill of the dead.
-- April Winchell

#Speak #Ill
I'd like to run for office someday, but I'm afraid my ability to spell might give me an unfair advantage.
-- April Winchell

#Running #Giving #Office
I always like to get local music when I'm in another country.
-- April Winchell

#Country
My bedspread isn't washable. Since my bedding has to be washed every day, I'll have to throw it out.
-- April Winchell
Like every aspect of cancer I've weathered thus far, today's experience was not at all demoralizing, expensive or humiliating. No, it was just plain fun.
-- April Winchell

#Fun #Cancer #Today
Orphans, dead parents, lonely children at Christmas, morose spoken word recordings, everything you love about the holidays. Move the turkey over so you can fit your head in the oven.
-- April Winchell

#Christmas #Lonely #Children
I can wholeheartedly apologize for not being at all sorry. And it really is the least I can do.
-- April Winchell

#Sorry #Apology #Apologizing
Your body is a temple, whether you're a Jew or not.
-- April Winchell

#Body #Temples #Jew

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