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Bill Engvall Quotes:

Ocupation: Comedian

Life: b. July 27, 1957

Birthday: July 27

I might have tried bungee jumping, until I saw that video of that guy whose cord came untied. He didn't know it 'till he hit the ground. Oh, he flew off that tower, hollering at his buddies. "Whoo, check me out, dudes! Oh, that ground is coming up..." WHAM! And what do you say, if you're the operator of that ride, to the next guy in line? "All right dude, you're up."

- Bill Engvall

source: FaceBook post by Bill Engvall from Mar 22, 2013

topic: Funny, Humor, Jumping, Bungee, Bungee Jumping

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