Ocupation: Humorist
Life: b. December 26, 1956
Birthday: December 26
Across town, over in the East Village, the graffiti was calling for the rich to be eaten, imprisoned, or taxed out of existence. Though it sometimes seemed like a nice idea, I hoped the revolution would not take place during my lifetime. I didn't want the rich to go away until I could at least briefly join their ranks.
source: David Sedaris (2000). “Me talk pretty one day”
topic: Nice, Ideas, Going Away, East Village