P. J. O'Rourke Quotes:
Ocupation: Satirist
Life: b. November 14, 1947
Birthday: November 14
This is the most elaborate and luxurious method of convincing others that you can cook. Take everybody out on your yacht until they're green in the face. Then you can rave for weeks about your sauce marinara and no one will gainsay you.
topic: Funny, Sailing, Green, Convincing Others
