P. J. O'Rourke Quotes:
Ocupation: Satirist
Life: b. November 14, 1947
Birthday: November 14
Passover is my idea of a perfect holiday. Dear God, when you're handing out plagues of darkness, locusts, hail, boils, flies, lice, frogs, and cattle murrain, and turning the Nile to blood, and smiting firstborn, give me a pass, and tell me when it's over.
topic: Funny, God, Humorous, Lice, Handing Over, Nile
