Bill Engvall Quotes:
Ocupation: Comedian
Life: b. July 27, 1957
Birthday: July 27
This guy from L.A. sits down next to me, and he says "you like baseball?" I said, "Oh, man, I love baseball." So he goes "Did you know that if Jesus had played ball, he'd have been the greatest ball player ever?" Like I'm gonna argue with that logic. So I sat there for a second, and then I said "did you know that if Babe Ruth had been the Messiah, the Catholics would have beer and hot dogs at Communion?" He left.
topic: Funny, Baseball, Dog, This Guy, Ball Players, Baseball Love, Hot Dog
