Andy Rooney Quotes:
Ocupation: Writer
Life: January 14, 1919 - November 4, 2011
Birthday: January 14
Death: November 4
Did you ever hear one of those corny, positive messages on someone's answering machine? 'Hi, it's a great day and I'm out enjoying it right now. I hope you are too. The thought for the day is share the love.' Beep. 'Uh, yeah, this is the VD clinic. Speaking of being positive, your test is back. Stop sharing the love.'
source: "Curmudgeon Explains the Throne Speech" by Bill Tieleman, www.straight.com. February 17, 2005. 
topic: Being Positive, Great Day, Machines, Thought Of The Day, Positive Messages, Answering Machines
