Dennis Miller Quotes:
Ocupation: Comedian
Life: b. November 3, 1953
Birthday: November 3
It's a cocktail-party circuit in D.C., That guy who couldn't master the guitar and get in a band and get laid, he ends up there. Gary Condit make sense to me. He's away from his family, he's in D.C. - if he was a car dealer in the [San Fernando] Valley somewhere out there, he'd be the guy who was trying to get laid by offering you the free undercoating package.
topic: Party, Offering, Guitar, That Guy, Cocktail Parties, Somewhere Out There, Car Dealer, Getting Laid
