David Sedaris Quotes:
Ocupation: Humorist
Life: b. December 26, 1956
Birthday: December 26
The only bright spot in the entire evening was the presence of Kevin "Tubby" Matchwell, the eleven-year-old porker who tackled the role of Santa with a beguiling authenticity. The false beard tended to muffle his speech, but they could hear his chafing thighs all the way to the North Pole.
topic: Christmas, Years, Evening, Chafing, North Pole
