David Sedaris Quotes:
Ocupation: Humorist
Life: b. December 26, 1956
Birthday: December 26
Kools and Newports were for black people and lower-class whites. Camels were for procrastinators, those who wrote bad poetry, and those who put off writing bad poetry. Merits were for sex addicts, Salems were for alcoholics, and Mores were for people who considered themselves to be outrageous but really weren't.
topic: Sex, Writing, Class, Salem, Lower Class, Procrastinator
