David Sedaris Quotes:
Ocupation: Humorist
Life: b. December 26, 1956
Birthday: December 26
In order to get the things I want, it helps me to pretend I’m a figure in a daytime drama, a schemer. Soap opera characters make emphatic pronouncements. They ball up their fists and state their goals out loud. ‘I will destroy Buchanan Enterprises,’ they say. ‘Phoebe Wallingford will pay for what she’s done to our family.’ Walking home with the back half of the twelve-foot ladder, I turned to look in the direction of Hugh’s loft. ‘You will be mine,’ I commanded.
source: David Sedaris (2000). “Me talk pretty one day”
topic: Drama, Home, Character, Soap Operas, Walking Home
