Smart And Funny Quotes:

I'm attracted to women who are smart and funny and ambitious and have lives of their own and great families. Isn't that what attracts anyone?

- Tom Brady

topic: Smart, Ambitious, Smart And Funny

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.

- Lily Tomlin

source: Quoted in People, 26 Dec. 1977. Although now associated with Tomlin, this saying appears anonymously in Robert Reisner, Graffiti (1971), in the form "Remember, even if you win the rat race - you're still a rat." Rosalie Maggio, in New Beacon Book of Quotations by Women, states that William Sloane Coffin said "Even if you win the rat-race, you're still a rat" as a chaplain at Williams College or Yale University in the 1950s or 1960s.

topic: Inspirational, Funny, Witty, Truism, Light Of My Life

Those who matter don't mind, and those who mind don't matter.

- Bernard Baruch

topic: Inspirational, Funny, Life, Way In Life, Trying To Fit In

If you're going through hell, keep going.

- Winston Churchill

topic: Positive, Hell, Keep Going, Way In Life, Pushing On

The second mouse gets the cheese!

- Terry Pratchett

topic: Funny, Witty, Iron, Early Bird, Swiss Cheese

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

- Steven Wright

topic: Life, Sarcastic, Memories, Bad Memories, Witty One Liners

Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." "Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened.

- Dr. Seuss

source: "Personal Quotes/ Biography". www.imdb.com.

topic: Inspirational Life, Be Who You Are, Mind, Keep Smiling, Way In Life

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

- Steven Wright

topic: Time, Food, Bird, Early Bird, Swiss Cheese

I didn't grow up identifying with beauty. I grew up thinking I could be smart and funny - those are the things I got feedback on.

- Lauren Graham

topic: Growing Up, Smart, Thinking, Smart And Funny

I've done a number of studies with speed dating and Match.com and what's interesting is that you know we still walk into a speed dating event, you know, thinking about what it is we're looking for in a mate and so you ask people, like women will say "I'm looking for somebody who is really kind and sincere and smart and funny."

- Sheena Iyengar

source: Big Think Interview, bigthink.com.

topic: Smart, Thinking, Numbers, Smart And Funny

Hugh Laurie was intimidating, but he's the greatest guy. He's so wonderful and smart and funny and serious, and he sets the bar high. So if I was scared, it's because I wasn't measuring up.

- Peter Jacobson

topic: Smart, Guy, Bars, Measuring Up, Smart And Funny

No matter how popular you are as a stand-up - you can go out and fill a 10,000-seat arena and be smart and funny - it's delicate to host an awards show and know where your place is and know that it's not about you, that it's about the people who are nominated, and respect that, but at the same time have your moment to show them who you are.

- Ellen DeGeneres

topic: Funny, Smart, Awards, Smart And Funny, Award Shows

He knew why he wanted to kiss her. Because she was beautiful. And before that, because she was kind. And before that, because she was smart and funny. Because she was exactly the right kind of smart and funny. Because he could imagine taking a long trip with her without ever getting bored. Because whenever he saw something new and interesting, or new and ridiculous, he always wondered what she'd have to say about it--how many stars she'd give it and why.

- Rainbow Rowell

topic: Love, Beautiful, Stars, Smart And Funny

I want to be with you as much as possible, Ronnie. You're smart and funny and you're honest. I trust you. I trust us. Yeah, I'm leaving and you're going back home. But neither of those things changes the way I feel about you. And my feelings aren't going to change simply because I'm going to Vanderbilt. I love you more than I've ever loved anyone.

- Nicholas Sparks

topic: Smart, I Love You More, Home, Vanderbilt, Want To Be With You

You know what i can't understand? You have all these people telling you all the time how great you are, smart and funny and talented and all that, i mean endlessly, i've been telling you for years. So why don't you believe it? why do you think people say that stuff, Em? Do you think it's a conspiracy, people secretly ganging up to be nice about you?

- David Nicholls

topic: Nice, Smart, Believe, Smart And Funny, Ganging Up

She was smart and funny and vulnerable and just so ***** beautiful, the kind of beautiful that was worth being shot down over.

- Jonathan Tropper

source: Jonathan Tropper (2011). “How To Talk To A Widower”, p.50, Hachette UK

topic: Beautiful, Smart, Kind, Smart And Funny

Apart from anything else, I got to work with Jennifer Lawrence. She’s a lovely girl. I know people often say things like that in interviews, but she really is. While she may be young, she doesn’t feel at all precocious. Instead, she’s smart and funny and terrific at connecting with people. She just blew me away.

- Julianne Moore

topic: Girl, Smart, People, Lovely Girl, Smart And Funny

I got used to dealing with groups of boys and getting on with life in unpleasant circumstances and being smart and funny and subversive at the expense of authority.

- Eric Idle

topic: Smart, Boys, Groups, Smart And Funny