Fifth Graders Quotes:

My name is George Smoot III, and I am smarter than a fifth-grader.

- George Smoot

source: "Nobel physicist Smoot smarter than a 5th-grader" by Tanya Schevitz, www.sfgate.com. January 3, 2010.

topic: Names, Fifth, Fifth Graders

If you're prepared to invest in a company, then you ought to be able to explain why in simple language that a fifth grader could understand, and quickly enough so the fifth grader won't get bored.

- Peter Lynch

topic: Simple, Intelligent, Bored, Fifth Graders

Like any normal fifth grader, I preferred my villains to be evil and stay that way, to act like Dracula rather than Frankenstein's monster, who ruined everything by handing that peasant girl a flower. He sort of made up for it by drowning her a few minutes later, but, still, you couldn't look at him the same way again.

- David Sedaris

topic: Girl, Flower, Evil, Frankenstein's Monster, Fifth Graders

I went and I started teaching computers to young kids, to fifth graders at first, later to sixth, seventh, eighth and ninth graders. I also started teaching teachers. And that was back in the days when we'd wire up the labs ourselves and crimp on the Ethernet connectors and then we would...

- Steve Wozniak

topic: Teacher, Teaching, Kids, Connectors, Fifth Graders

I am the person I want to be. I got to teach and had some of the greatest times in my life learning that I had some teaching skills and doing some incredible things teaching 200 hours of computers a year to fifth graders, making them experts at certain things.

- Steve Wozniak

topic: Teaching, Years, Skills, Fifth Graders

I dress and eat like a fifth-grader, basically. I like sandwiches and cereal and hooded sweatshirts.

- Peter Dinklage

source: "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

topic: Cereal, Sandwiches, Dresses, Sweatshirts, Fifth Graders