Bagger Quotes:

I had to focus and create a character in Bagger Vance, not just do my 'Will Smith' thing and get paid.

- Will Smith

topic: Character, Focus, Bagger

The bagger is the technique of lazy.

- Daniele Bagnoli

topic: Volleyball, Lazy, Technique, Bagger

I'm a double bagger. Not only does my husband put a bag over my face when we're making love, but he also puts a bag over his head in case mine falls off.

- Joan Rivers

topic: Husband, Fall, Making Love, Bagger, Bunk

Out here, it's just you and the ball.

- Mike Weir

source: "Go Set a Watchman: first chapter released - as it happened" by Helen Davidson, Matthew Weaver, Lanre Bakare, Michelle Dean, www.theguardian.com. July 10, 2015.

topic: Golf, Balls, Bagger, Golf Life

The next MVP of the Super Bowl is just as likely to have been a full-time grocery store bagger last year as a Heisman Trophy winner.

- Hunter S. Thompson

source: Hunter S. Thompson (2012). “Hey Rube: Blood Sport, the Bush Doctrine, and the Downward Spiral of Dumbness”, p.8, Pan Macmillan

topic: Mvp, Years, Lasts, Grocery Stores, Bagger

The tea baggers. The one thing they hate is when you call them racist. The other thing they hate is black people. But they won't say it.

- Bill Maher

source: "Larry King Live", transcripts.cnn.com. September 14, 2010.

topic: Hate, People, Tea, Bagger

Tea-baggers love the truth. They just hate facts.

- Bill Maher

topic: Hate, Tea, Facts, Bagger

I knew a girl so ugly that she was known as a two-bagger. That's when you put a bag over your head in case the bag over her head breaks.

- Rodney Dangerfield

topic: Funny, Girl, Humor, Bagger

I was a mechanic at a go-cart place, a deejay at a roller rink, a telemarketer in New York, a grocery bagger.

- Michael Rosenbaum

source: "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

topic: New York, Mechanic, Groceries, Deejays, Bagger

The S&P is up 343.8 percent for 10 years. That is a four-bagger. The general equity funds are up 283 percent. So it's getting worse, the deterioration by professionals is getting worse. The public would be better off in an index fund.

- Peter Lynch

topic: Years, Would Be, Deterioration, Index Funds, Bagger

The Tea Baggers, they're not a movement, they're a cult.... Cults tend to populate from within, encouraging members to have huge broods of children and to give them strange names, like Moonbeam, and Trig.

- Bill Maher

topic: Children, Names, Giving, Moonbeams, Bagger

Instead of 'counterrevolutionaries,' liberals' opponents are called 'haters,' 'those who seek to divide us,' 'tea baggers,' and 'right-wing hate groups.' Meanwhile, conservatives call liberals 'liberals'-and that makes them testy.

- Ann Coulter

topic: Hate, Wings, Tea, Bagger, Hate Groups

Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer.

- Joan Rivers

topic: Love, Pain, Husband, Love My Husband, Bagger