Bake Sale Quotes:

It will be a great day when our schools have all the money they need, and our air force has to have a bake-sale to buy a bomber.

- Robert Fulghum

topic: Funny, Military, School, Air Force, Bake Sale

It will be a great day when taxpayers keep the money they earned and DC has to hold a bake sale to to raise the debt limit.

- David Burge

topic: Great Day, Debt, Limits, Bake Sale

I'm not the bake-sale-mom type - though once in a while, I'll make challah French toast for my sons.

- Kelly Wearstler

topic: Mom, Son, French Toast, Bake Sale

Modern women - we're very good at keeping ourselves busy. There are PTA meetings, exercising, bake sales at school. I like that my life is not the same every day.

- Cindy Crawford

topic: School, Exercise, Busy, Pta, Bake Sale

When I am emperor, I will abolish private education. Private schools, private college. All of these parents with money and energy and the drive for bake sales and a desire to leave their vast fortunes to education - everybody would have to be eating out of the same educational pot.

- Ann Patchett

source: Source: www.guernicamag.com

topic: Educational, School, College, Eating Out, Private School

Women should feel more liberated to say you know what? I can't bake the cookies for the school bake sale because I just don't have the time. Or I'm really sorry, but I can't do this at work because I've got too much else going on this week. We have to be more up front in saying no, for lack of a better word, and then modeling that for others.

- Debora Spar

source: Source: www.pbs.org

topic: Sorry, School, Cookies, Bake Sale

You know, people always warn children about taking candy from strange adults. But they never warn us adults about taking candy from strange children. All those sweet-looking kids who sell boxes of candy bars on the street to help pay for schooling - how do we know what's in those bars? And don't even get me stated on that nefarious institution designed to lure unsuspecting customers into buying mysterious frosted goodies: the bake sale. Adults, be warned: if a child wanted to poison you it would be a piece of cake! Literally a piece of cake.

- Pseudonymous Bosch

topic: Sweet, Children, Kids, Candy Bar, Unsuspecting

Do you have someone watching her house?” (Stephanie) “That kind of surveillance only happens in the movies. We’re so underbudgeted we’re one step away from holding bake sales to pay for toilet paper. (Morelli)

- Janet Evanovich

topic: House, Paper, Toilets, Bake Sale

Answering a letter from a church asking what else they should try after having failed to raise enough money on bake sales, bazaars, suppers, etc. Why not try religion?

- Horace Greeley

topic: Religion, Church, Trying, Supper, Bazaars

In the real world, I see conservatives volunteering at adoption agencies, at churches, at bake sales and the local American Legion Post while the only charity a progressive sends is a smug sermon on fair share and what fairness is.

- Allen West

topic: Real, Agency, Volunteer, Fair Share, Bake Sale

I've been entrepreneurial since middle school. I was always arranging bake sales, dances and school trips to raise money for the Dalton School.

- Dylan Lauren

topic: School, Entrepreneurial, Middle, Bake Sale