Pta Quotes:

You'll fold faster than Superman on laundry day

- Jerry Seinfeld

topic: Laundry, Faster, Pta

Do you want to be an artist and a writer, or a wife and a lover? With kids, your focus changes. I don't want to go to PTA meetings.

- Stevie Nicks

topic: Kids, Artist, Alaska, Pta

My mother was the president of the PTA at every school I attended.

- Vernon Jordan

source: Vernon Jordan (2009). “Vernon Can Read!: A Memoir”, p.30, PublicAffairs

topic: Mother, School, President, Pta

Studio 54 made Halloween in Hollywood look like a PTA meeting.

- Lorna Luft

source: Lorna Luft (1999). “Me and My Shadows: A Family Memoir”, p.313, Simon and Schuster

topic: Halloween, Hollywood, Looks, Studio 54, Pta

One person can make a difference.

- Raoul Wallenberg

topic: Differences, Making A Difference, One Person Can Make A Difference, Making A Difference In The World, Inspirational Bullying

If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way.

- Homer

topic: Jobs, Half, Way, Police Academy, Weasels

I don't want to say anything about my kids...but I go to PTA meetings under an assumed name!

- Robert Orben

topic: Family, Kids, Names, Pta

Modern women - we're very good at keeping ourselves busy. There are PTA meetings, exercising, bake sales at school. I like that my life is not the same every day.

- Cindy Crawford

topic: School, Exercise, Busy, Pta, Bake Sale

I cannot admit this out loud. In the first place, we are expected to be supermoms these days, instead of admitting that we have flaws. It is tempting to believe that all mothers wake up feeling fresh every morning, never raise their voices, only cook with organic food, and are equally at ease with the CEO and the PTA.

- Jodi Picoult

source: Jodi Picoult (2010). “House Rules: A Novel”, p.178, Simon and Schuster

topic: Mother, Morning, Believe, Organic Food, Pta

I know I'm missing something, but those who have children are missing what I get to do. And frankly, I'm probably missing more of what I don't want than what I do. Some may call me selfish or narcissistic, but I don't want to spend my time going to PTA meetings. The only way I could have children and do the work I do is to have a househusband - and I'm not attracted to a househusband. I'd rather affect children with the work I do.

- Julie Taymor

topic: Children, Selfish, Missing, Pta

When I think about directing a film, the thing that stops me short is wondering if I'm a natural at it the way I think you, and PTA, and Fincher are born directors. Maybe some people's talent is in understanding the ways that film communicates, without dialogue, without plot.

- Edward Norton

source: Interview with Bennett Miller, www.interviewmagazine.com. November 3, 2014.

topic: Thinking, People, Understanding, Pta

I was just your average hockey mom, and signed up for the PTA because I wanted to make my kids' public education better.

- Sarah Palin

source: Republican Vice Presidential Nomination Acceptance Speech, delivered 3 September 2008, Minneapolis-Saint Paul, Minnesota

topic: Mom, Kids, Hockey, Pta, Hockey Mom

Besides, I'd heard too many Karen Carpenter tales at Gladstone PTA meetings, and they often took the form of boasts. The prestigious diagnosis of anorexia seemed much coveted not only by the students but by their mothers, who would compete over whose daughter ate less. No wonder the poor girls were a mess.

- Lionel Shriver

topic: Girl, Daughter, Mother, Prestigious, Gladstone

I'm the co-chair of the PTA at my kids' school, Ashmount Primary, in north Islington, London.

- Arabella Weir

source: "Auditions are hell, but I never thought that I would have to go through 'casting' to get on Newsnight - and fail" by Arabella Weir, www.theguardian.com. May 25, 2006.

topic: School, Kids, London, Pta

The work-life balance is a harsh reality for so many women, who are forced every day to make impossible choices. Do they take their kids to the doctor...and risk getting fired? Do they work weekends so they can afford to send their kids to better childcare...even though it means even less time with their families? Do they take another shift at work, so they can pay for piano lessons for their kids...even though it means they have to stop volunteering for the PTA? It just shouldn't be this difficult to raise healthy families.

- Michelle Obama

topic: Mean, Kids, Weekend, Work Life Balance, Work And Life Balance

Fifteen years ago I knew I had to settle into being a mom and give them a normal life, which I never had. I was always traveling. I had tours. I wanted my kids to settle down, and we kind of did it together.... It was a bumpy transition. There was no director telling me what to do. No script, but I really enjoyed it. I even became president of the PTA. Doing the laundry was a meditative experience. Now, when I start to get nervous and stressed, I go in and start to fold towels.

- Pia Zadora

topic: Mom, Kids, Years, Pta

The things that hold women back, hold them back from sitting at the boardroom table and they hold women back from speaking at the PTA meeting.

- Sheryl Sandberg

topic: Work, Women, Careers, Leaning Back, Pta

What a horrible feeling that is, to know that if the disease [AIDS] had primarily affected PTA presidents, or priests, or white teenage girls, the epidemic would have been ended years earlier, and tens of thousands, if not hundreds of thousands of lives would have been saved.

- David Levithan

topic: Girl, Teenage, Epidemics, Teenage Girl, Pta

Here's a news flash for the ladies: for every one of you who thinks we all want a girl like Angelina Jolie, all skinny elbows and angles, the truth is, we'd rather curl up with someone like Charlotte - a woman who's soft when a guy wraps his arms around her; a woman who might have a smear of flour on her shirt the whole day and not notice or care, not even when she goes out to meet with the PTA; a woman who doesn't feel like an exotic vacation but is the home we can't wait to come back to.

- Jodi Picoult

topic: Girl, Women, Home, Charlotte, Flour

If a theology student in lowa should get up at a PTA luncheon in Sioux City and attack the President's military policy, my guess is that you would probably find it reported somewhere the next morning in the New York Times. But when 300 Congressmen endorse the President's policy, the next morning it is apparently not considered news fit to print.

- Spiro T. Agnew

topic: Morning, New York, Military, Pta

Life would be fabric-softener, tuna-salad-on-white, PTA-meeting normal.

- Augusten Burroughs

topic: White, Tuna, Would Be, Pta