Hockey Mom Quotes:

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.

- Rodney Dangerfield

topic: Sports, Fighting, Hockey, Inspirational Hockey, Motivational Hockey

This is Reagan country. Yeah! And perhaps it was destiny that the man who went to California`s Eureka College would become so woven within and interlinked to the Golden State.

- Sarah Palin

source: "Olbermann Claimed He'd Never Call a Woman 'Idiot,' But Tags Palin 'Idiot' 22 Times". www.newsbusters.org. July 12, 2010.

topic: Country, College, Destiny, Hockey Mom

I was just your average hockey mom, and signed up for the PTA because I wanted to make my kids' public education better.

- Sarah Palin

source: Republican Vice Presidential Nomination Acceptance Speech, delivered 3 September 2008, Minneapolis-Saint Paul, Minnesota

topic: Mom, Kids, Hockey, Pta, Hockey Mom

The difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull: At some point, a pit bull does stop whining.

- Bill Maher

source: 'The Last Word with Lawrence O'Donnell', www.today.com. January 17, 2011.

topic: Mom, Hockey, Differences, Pit Bull, Stop Whining

One thing that Americans do at this time also, though, is let's commit ourselves, just everyday American people Joe Six-Pack, hockey moms across the nation I think we need to band together and say, never again. Never will we exploited and taken advantage of again by those who are managing our money and loaning us these dollars.

- Sarah Palin

source: "VP Debate: No Fury In Missouri". "Morning Edition"from NPR News, www.npr.org. October 3, 2008.

topic: Mom, Taken, Hockey, Six Packs, Taken Advantage

I love those hockey moms. You know what they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is? Lipstick.

- Sarah Palin

source: Palin’s Speech at the Republican National Convention, www.nytimes.com. September 03, 2008.

topic: Funny, Mom, Mother, Pit Bull, Lipstick

Without the support of my mom, Marlene, I would not be the person I am. She has been my main supporter throughout my career, and I owe everything to her. This is a small way that we, as players, can pay tribute to her and other hockey moms, and it is all for a good cause.

- Sean Avery

topic: Mom, Hockey, Player, Hockey Mom

What's the difference between a hockey mom and a mass turkey-murdering machine? Looks like about 15 feet.

- Keith Olbermann

topic: Mom, Hockey, Turkeys, Hockey Mom

Tomorrow, America's most famous hockey mom, Sarah Palin, will drop the ceremonial first puck at the Philadelphia Flyers game. Right afterwards, she'll get out on the ice and skate around reporters' questions, so it should be interesting.

- Jay Leno

source: "Comics keep on poking political fun". The Associated Press, www.today.com. October 13, 2008.

topic: Mom, Hockey, Ice, Flyers, Hockey Mom