Bed Sheets Quotes:

My body grew hot, then cold. I tried to eat the bed sheets. My heart beat madly. Every joint in my body ached. When I took the cure they took it all away from me.

- Bela Lugosi

topic: Heart, Bed, Hot, Cold Heart, Heart Beat

The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we quit it with regret; we make up our minds every night to leave it early, but we make up our bodies every morning to keep it late.

- Ogden Nash

topic: Morning, Regret, Night, Going To Sleep, Bundles

Bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we quit it with regret.

- Charles Caleb Colton

source: Charles Caleb Colton (1823). “Remarks on the Talents of Lord Byron and the Tendencies of Don Juan”

topic: Regret, Sleep, Insomnia, Going To Sleep, Bundles

It wasn’t easy looking dignified wearing a bed sheet and a purple cape.

- Rick Riordan

topic: Rome, Purple, Bed, Bed Sheets

This will be a week that I change your sheets! Don't try to rest the same way you've rested in the past, for I AM remaking your bed to rest in. Know that I AM causing your house to be reordered and redirecting your steps. And because your bed is being made, stay focused and up with Me, until the breakthrough is seen in your life.

- Chuck Pierce

source: FaceBook post by Chuck Pierce from Aug 05, 2015

topic: Past, House, Trying, Redirection, Bed Sheets

I'm good at loving books. I'm good at loving soft bed sheets. I'm good at loving coffees and teas. I am good at loving things that can't love me back, that don't have the power to leave. And maybe, that's why I love them.

- Andrea Gibson

topic: Coffee, Book, Tea, Coffee And Tea, Bed Sheets

She was so fat that her bikini is made out of two bed sheets (king-size).

- Rodney Dangerfield

topic: Kings, Two, Bed, Bed Sheets

For a long time he had been white smoke. He did not realize that until he left the hospital, because white smoke had no consciousness of itself. It faded into the white world of their bed sheets and walls; it was sucked away by the words of doctors who tried to talk to the invisible scattered smoke... They saw his outline but they did not realize it was hollow inside.

- Leslie Marmon Silko

topic: Wall, White, Doctors, Bed Sheets

As a child, I always enjoyed building forts by stringing up bed sheets and clothes. I continue to be inspired by makeshift structures, including my own kids' forts and temporary architecture of all sorts.

- Janet Echelman

topic: Children, Kids, Clothes, Bed Sheets

I would climb on roofs and jump off using my parents' bed sheet, hoping it would open like a parachute. I was always getting hurt, breaking a leg, you know, bruising, cracking my head open.

- Cathy Rigby

topic: Hurt, Parent, Legs, Getting Hurt, Parachutes

The world is rather shot to pieces (end of World War II), 1945), but the spectators climb out of their caves and pretend to have again become normal and customary humans who ask each other's pardon instead of eating one another or sucking each other's blood. The entertaining folly of war evaporates, distinguished boredom sits down again on the dignified old overstuffed chairs.. ..May I report about myself that I have had a truly grotesque time, brim-full with work, Nazi persecutions, bombs, hunger, and again and again work - in spite of everything (using his bed sheets as canvas

- Max Beckmann

source: "Max Beckmann". Book by Stephan Lackner, 1983.

topic: War, Blood, Boredom, Bed Sheets

This guy (Pat Robertson) obviously wants to be a prophet so bad. I wonder if he walks around at home dressed up in a bed sheet, talking Aramaic, maybe parting the waters in the bathtub occasionally, just to keep in practice?

- Pat Condell

source: YouTube Channel "Pat Condell"/"Hook, Line And Rapture", www.youtube.com. January 08, 2008.

topic: Home, Talking, Practice, Bed Sheets

Alternating the thoughtful task of writing with the mindless work of laundry or dish washing will give you the breaks you need for new ideas and insights to occur. If you don't know what comes next in the story... clean your toilet. Change the bed sheets. For Christ sakes, dust the computer. A better idea will come.

- Chuck Palahniuk

topic: Bed Sheets

Dakota's head was stuck in his toga. He staggered around olike a Kool-Aid-stained ghost. "Um," Percy said, "should I wear my bed sheets?

- Rick Riordan

topic: Bed, Togas, Ghost, Kool Aid, Dakota