Bermuda Triangle Quotes:

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing.

- Steven Wright

topic: Christmas, Tired, Weather, Warm Weather, Santa Claus

You can go to heaven if you want. I'd rather stay in Bermuda.

- Mark Twain

topic: Heaven, Want, Bermuda, Bermuda Triangle

Funny, reely," he said. "You spend your whole life goin' to school and learnin' stuff, and they never tell you about stuff like the Bermuda Triangle and UFOs and all these Old Masters running around the inside of the Earth. Why do we have to learn boring stuff when there's all this brilliant stuff we could be learnin', that's what I want to know.

- Terry Pratchett

topic: Running, School, Triangles, Bermuda Triangle, Bermuda

I convinced him his luggage had gone to that big Bermuda Triangle in the sky.

- Erma Bombeck

topic: Funny, Humorous, Food, Bermuda Triangle, Bermuda

I want to fly a jet. I'd love to just be in the air and go mach 3 or mach 4. Or, I'd be an underwater salvager. I've always been fascinated with the Bermuda Triangle and Atlantis. I love chemistry, also. That's why acting is so random for me!

- Kellan Lutz

topic: Air, Acting, Atlantis, Bermuda Triangle, Bermuda

Something dramatic happens to girls in early adolescence. Just as planes and ships disappear mysteriously into the Bermuda Triangle, so do the selves of girls go down in droves.

- Mary Pipher

topic: Girl, Self, Triangles, Bermuda Triangle, Bermuda

I'm making out with a dead girl in my dreams. I'm screwing women I have no business screwing. I'm pushing away the one person who actually gives a damn about me. It's like the Bermuda Triangle of heartache and I'm sinking fast.

- Faith Sullivan

source: Faith Sullivan (2013). “Come What May”, p.74, Faith Sullivan

topic: Girl, Dream, Heartache, Pushing Away, Bermuda Triangle

I sing about UFOs and extraterrestrials, and so I designed a UFO fashion. It includes science-fiction bikinis and Bermuda Triangle shorts.

- Nina Hagen

topic: Fashion, Fiction, Triangles, Bermuda Triangle, Bermuda