Bunk Beds Quotes:

My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.

- Erma Bombeck

topic: Family, Mom, Mother, Spring Cleaning, Chores

It's so long since I've had sex I've forgotten who ties up who.

- Joan Rivers

topic: Love, Life, Sex, Funny Sex, Great Sex

Before we make love, my husband takes a pain killer.

- Joan Rivers

source: "Third and Possibly the Best 637 Best Things Anybody Ever Said". Book by R. Byrne, 1987.

topic: Love, Pain, Husband, Love My Husband, Bunk

I do it for the love. Bunk bed flow, always one level above.

- Drake

source: Song: The Winner

topic: Love, Humble, Bed, Self Perception, Bunk

My mother told me 'man on top, woman underneath.' For years my husband & I slept in bunk beds.

- Joan Rivers

topic: Mother, Husband, Men, Bunk, Bunk Beds

When I was nine or 10, I had jumped off of a bunk bed and shattered and dislocated my shoulder. That was on the same arm as the cast was on, which I didn't really put together until I was really starting to feel a little uncomfortable in my shoulder area, and then I was like, "Oh, this cast is on that arm. That's what that is about."

- Ashley Rickards

source: "Ashley Rickards Exclusive Interview AWKWARD". Interview with Christina Radish, collider.com. July 19, 2011.

topic: Together, Bed, Arms, Bunk, Bunk Beds

I had old bunk beds that my dad got from Seabrook Farms. They were first used by German prisoners during World War II, who were sent to work the farms during the war. The metal beds with their thin mattresses could easily be used as a jungle gym and I loved them.

- David Mixner

source: "Turkey Hollow Almanac: Summer Memories" by David Mixner, www.huffingtonpost.com. June 2, 2008.

topic: Dad, War, Bed, Bunk, Bunk Beds

Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer.

- Joan Rivers

topic: Love, Pain, Husband, Love My Husband, Bagger

Amy: This time can we... lose the bunk beds? The Doctor: No Bunk beds are cool, a bed with a ladder, you can't beat that!

- Neil Gaiman

topic: Doctors, Ladders, Amy, Bunk, Bunk Beds

I remember the first time Bill Fichtner and I had a scene together. I've seen him in a few movies, from Armageddon to The Perfect Storm and Contact, and suddenly he's on a bunk bed and I'm on a bunk bed and we're doing this scene together. That was a real 'pinch me' moment.

- Chris Vance

topic: Real, Perfect, Storm, Armageddon, Perfect Storm