Coach Hedge Quotes:

Naturally, Coach Hedge went ballistic; but Percy found it hard to take the satyr seriously since he was barely five feet tall. "Never in my life!" Coach bellowed, waving his bat and knocking over a plate of apples. "Against the rules! Irresponsible!" "Coach," Annabeth said, "it was an accident. We were talking, and we fell asleep." "Besides," Percy said, "you're starting to sound like Terminus." Hedge narrowed his eyes. "Is that an insult, Jackson? 'Cause I'll—I'll terminus you, buddy!

- Rick Riordan

topic: Eye, Talking, Apples, Mark Of Athena, Life Coach

What about a compromise? I’ll kill them first, and if it turns out they were friendly, I’ll apologize.

- Rick Riordan

topic: Friendly, Firsts, Apologizing, Coach Hedge, Cool Funny

Coach Hedge came pounding up the stairs with Hazel at his hooves. “Where are they?” he demanded. “Who do I kill?” “No killing!” Annabeth ordered. “Just defend the ship!” “But they interrupted a Chuck Norris movie!

- Rick Riordan

topic: Annabeth, Ships, Killing, Coach Hedge, Interrupted

Percy looked at Coach Hedge and Frank. “A trap?” “Probably,” Frank said. “She’s not mortal,” Hedge said, sniffing the air. “Probably some kind of goat-eating, demigod-destroying fiend from Tartarus.” “No doubt,” Percy agreed. “Awesome.” Hedge grinned. “Let’s go.

- Rick Riordan

topic: Air, Doubt, Goats, Demigods, Coach Hedge

Annabeth realized that if six of them went on these two quests, it would leave Percy alone on the ship with Coach Hedge, which was maybe not a situation a caring girlfriend should put him in. Nor was she eager to let Percy out of her sight again—not after they’d been apart for so many months.

- Rick Riordan

topic: Girlfriend, Caring, Sight, Coach Hedge

I don't like you two going off on you won. Just remember: behave. If I hear about any funny business, I will ground you until the Styx freezes over.

- Rick Riordan

topic: Two, Funny Business, Remember, Coach Hedge, I Don't Like You

It was if the city knew about Percy's dream of Gaea. It knew that the earth goddess intended on razing all human civilization, and this city, which had stood for thousands if years, was saying back at her: You wanna dissolve this city, Dirt Face? Give it a shot. In other words, it was the Coach Hedge of mortal cities- only taller.

- Rick Riordan

topic: Dream, Years, Civilization, Coach Hedge, Gaea

While Coach Hedge was having dinner on the foredeck, a wild pegasus appeared from nowhere,stampeded over the coach’s enchiladas, and flew off again, leaving cheesy hoof prints all across the deck. “What was that for?” the coach demanded.

- Rick Riordan

topic: Leaving, Cheesy, Pegasus, Coach Hedge, Enchiladas

The others strapped themselves below - except for Coach Hedge, who insisted on clinging to the forward rail, yelling, "YEAH! Bring it on, Lake!

- Rick Riordan

topic: Lakes, Yelling, Yeah, Coach Hedge

Coach Hedge grunted like he was pleased to have an excuse. He unclipped the megaphone from his belt and continued giving directions, but his voice came out like Darth Vader's. The kids cracked up. The coach tried again, but this time the megaphone blared: "The cow says moo!

- Rick Riordan

topic: Kids, Voice, Giving, Vader, Coach Hedge

Everyone thinks you've been kidnapped," he said. "We've been scouring the ship. When Coach Hedge finds out- oh, gods, you've been here all night?" "Frank!" Annabeth's ears were as red as strawberries. "We just came down here to talk. We fell asleep. Accidentally. That's it." "Kissed a couple of times," Percy said. Annabeth glared at him. "Not helping!

- Rick Riordan

topic: Couple, Night, Thinking, Kidnapped, Coach Hedge

Before Keto could notice, Hedge pointed towards the top of the amphitheater. It looked like he might be screaming, Gods of Olympus, what is that? Keto turned. Coach Hedge promptly took off his fake foot and ninja-kicked her in the back of the head with his goat hoof.

- Rick Riordan

topic: Feet, Fake, Olympus, Coach Hedge

[Piper] rushed to get dressed. By the time she got up on deck, the others had already gathered—all hastily dressed except for Coach Hedge, who had pulled the night watch. Frank’s Vancouver Winter Olympics shirt was inside out. Percy wore pajama pants and a bronze breastplate, which was an interesting fashion statement. Hazel’s hair was all blown to one side as though she’d walked through a cyclone; and Leo had accidentally set himself on fire. His T-shirt was in charred tatters. His arms were smoking.

- Rick Riordan

topic: Fashion, Winter, Night, Cyclones, Mark Of Athena

Coach Hedge grumbled as he tended their wounds. “How come I never get invited on these violent trips?

- Rick Riordan

topic: Violent, Coaches, Invited, Coach Hedge

Coach Hedge yelled,“Thar she blows! Kansas, ahoy!” “Holy Hephaestus,” Leo muttered. “He really needs to work on his shipspeak.

- Rick Riordan

topic: Blow, Kansas, Needs, Mark Of Athena, Leo Valdez

Coach Hedge shouted, 'Let the movie star go, you big ugly cupcake! Or I'm gonna plant my hoof right up your...

- Rick Riordan

topic: Stars, Cupcakes, Ugly, Coach Hedge

Now-what’s our game plan?” Coach Hedge belched. He’d already had three espressos and a plate of doughnuts, along with two napkins and another flower from the vase on the table. He would’ve eaten the silverware, except Piper had slapped his hand. “Climb the mountain,” Hedge said. “Kill everything except Piper’s dad. Leave.” “Thank you General Eisenhower,” Jason grumbles.

- Rick Riordan

topic: Dad, Flower, Hands, Coach Hedge

And I could always set Coach Hedge on fire,” Leo volunteered. “Then he can be fire.” The thought of a blazing satyr screaming, “Die, scumbag!” as he attacked Gaea was almost enough to make Piper laugh— almost.

- Rick Riordan

topic: Fire, Laughing, Gaea, Blazing, Scumbags