Evil Genius Quotes:

Concord is just as idiotic as ever in relation to the spirits and their knockings. Most people here believe in a spiritual world ... in spirits which the very bullfrogs in our meadows would blackball. Their evil genius is seeing how low it can degrade them. The hooting of owls, the croaking of frogs, is celestial wisdom in comparison.

- Henry David Thoreau

source: Henry David Thoreau (2014). “Familiar Letters (Annotated Edition)”, p.153, Jazzybee Verlag

topic: Spiritual, Wisdom, Believe, Evil Genius

With the proper training, I could've been an evil genius.

- George Carlin

topic: Evil, Training, Genius, Evil Genius, Proper Training

We all need to be astute in sending and reading power cues, so that we can prevent ourselves - and the world - from being manipulated by evil geniuses like Hitler.

- Nick Morgan

source: Source: bobmorris.biz

topic: Reading, Evil, Needs, Astute, Evil Genius

There is no such thing as an evil genius, as evil in it's self is stupidity.

- David Farland

topic: Self, Evil, Stupidity, Evil Genius

I couldn't get away with Halloween pranks 'cause my parents owned the health food store. So, it was so easy to bust me. I was the only kid on the block egging houses with those big 'ole brown eggs. Like, you didn't have to be a detective to figure it out. 'Oh, I wonder who Tofuttied my mailbox. Is it the same evil genius who filled my bird bath with Rice Dream?

- Arj Barker

topic: Mailboxes, Evil Genius

The evil genius of terrorism is that that maximizes unfamiliarity, imaginability, suffering, scale of destruction, unfairness. It's really important to understand why terrorism is so frightening because it is a psychological war and until you understand it and try to reduce the dread, until then you become like a force multiplier for the terrorists inadvertently because you'll tend to overreact to terrorist attacks because the dread factor is so high.

- Amanda Ripley

source: Source: www.motherjones.com

topic: War, Evil, Suffering, Evil Genius

Hitler, who founded the Third Reich, who ruled it ruthlessly and often with uncommon shrewdness, who led it to such dizzy heights and such a sorry end, was a person of undoubted, if evil genius. It is true that in the German people, as a mysterious Providence and centuries of experience had molded them up to that time, he found a natural instrument which he was able to shape to his own sinister ends.

- William L. Shirer

source: William L. Shirer, Ron Rosenbaum (2011). “The Rise and Fall of the Third Reich: A History of Nazi Germany”, p.5, Simon and Schuster

topic: Sorry, History, Evil, Shrewdness, Evil Genius

To be sure, dictators are crafty, evil geniuses with awesome firepower at their disposal. They are also brutally efficient at intimidation, terrorism, and mass slaughter. However, a force is able to dominate because the counterforce is either nonexistent or weak.

- George Ayittey

source: George B.N. Ayittey (2011). “Defeating Dictators: Fighting Tyranny in Africa and Around the World”, p.8, St. Martin's Press

topic: Evil Genius

Remember Killer Moth, the most ingenuous rogue ever to defy the dynamic duo, Batman and Robin ?Perhaps you recall how the weird beam from the Moth Signal summoned the Gangland Guardian to the aid of desperate criminals ?And who can forget the eerie Moth Cave where new and startling implements of crime were produced by this evil genius !

- Bob Kane

topic: Eerie, Evil, Criminals, Duos, Evil Genius

It's no good choosing your first husband from a school for evil geniuses. Much too difficult to kill.

- Gail Carriger

source: Gail Carriger (2013). “Etiquette and Espionage: Number 1 in series”, p.85, Hachette UK

topic: Husband, School, Evil, Evil Genius

Isn't Bunson's training evil geniuses?" "Yes, mostly." "Well, is that wise? Having a mess of seedling evil geniuses falling in love with you willy-nilly? What if they feel spurned?" "Ah, but in the interim, think of the lovely gifts they can make you. Monique bragged that one of her boys made her silver and wood hair sticks as anti-supernatural weapons. With amethyst inlay. And another made her an exploding wicker chicken." "Goodness, what's that for?" Dimity pursed her lips. "Who doesn't want an exploding wicker chicken?

- Gail Carriger

topic: Wise, Falling In Love, Love You, Interim, Evil Genius

They misspelled 'party.' How evil genius can they be?

- Libba Bray

topic: Party, Evil, Genius, Evil Genius

Here's some more stuff we're going to need." 1 pair coveralls 1 extension ladder (30 foot) 1 glass cutter 1 artist's portfolio (large) 1 water pistol 1 bottle india ink 1 portable trampoline (collapsible) 1 bicycle w/basket 4 pizza boxes Jonah whistled. "I hope you've got some crazy evil-genius strategy, 'cause–straight up–I don't get it.

- Gordon Korman

topic: Crazy, Artist, Feet, Trampolines, Evil Genius

I wouldn't say jamie is an evil genius. I'm not sure he's evil and I'm not sure he's a genius.

- Adam Savage

topic: Evil, Genius, Jamie, Mythbusters, Evil Genius

My evil genius Procrastination has whispered me to tarry 'til a more convenient season.

- Mary Todd Lincoln

source: Justin G. Turner, Linda Levitt Turner, Mary Todd Lincoln (1972). “Mary Todd Lincoln: her life and letters”, Random House Inc

topic: Procrastination, Evil, Genius, Stop Procrastination, Evil Genius