Arj Barker Quotes:
Ocupation: Comedian
Life: b. August 12, 1974
Birthday: August 12
I couldn't get away with Halloween pranks 'cause my parents owned the health food store. So, it was so easy to bust me. I was the only kid on the block egging houses with those big 'ole brown eggs. Like, you didn't have to be a detective to figure it out. 'Oh, I wonder who Tofuttied my mailbox. Is it the same evil genius who filled my bird bath with Rice Dream?
topic: Mailboxes, Evil Genius
