Funny Boyfriend Quotes:
Everything I buy is vintage and smells funny. Maybe that's why I don't have a boyfriend.
source: "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com. 
topic: Boyfriend, Vintage, Smell, Funny Boyfriend
topic: Boyfriend, Sex, Mean, Funny Boyfriend
I love you not only for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you
topic: Love, Friendship, Positive, Humorous Love, Make Me Feel Special
Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain.
topic: Relationship, Boyfriend, Being Single, Raining Day, Rains Beauty
source: "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
topic: Funny, Cute, Boyfriend, Retard, Funny Boyfriend
My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend.
topic: Funny, Cute, Boyfriend, Marriage Jokes, Funny Boyfriend
I admit, I have a tremendous sex drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles away.
topic: Boyfriend, Sex, Miles, Sex Drive, Miles Away
For you see, each day I love you more. Today more than yesterday and less than tomorrow.
topic: Love, Romantic, Marriage, St Valentine, Marriage Love
Two minds with but a single thought, two hearts that beat as one.
source: Jasper Fforde (2007). “Thursday Next: First Among Sequels: A Thursday Next Novel”, p.36, Penguin
topic: Love, Romantic, Anniversary, Marriage And Love Inspirational, Marriage Anniversary
A friend will tell you she saw your old boyfriend - and he's a priest.
source: Erma Bombeck (2013). “The Erma Bombeck Collection: If Life Is a Bowl of Cherries, What Am I Doing in the Pits?, Motherhood, and The Grass Is Always Greener Over the Septic Tank”, p.477, Open Road Media
topic: Funny, Cute, Friends, Old Boyfriend, Funny Boyfriend