Funny Journey Quotes:

Peace is a journey of a thousand miles and it must be taken one step at a time.

- Lyndon B. Johnson

topic: Inspiring, Peace, Military, Journey Of A Thousand Miles, International Peace Day

I have found out that there ain't no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.

- Mark Twain

topic: Travel, Hate, Memorable, Inspirational Adventure, Inspirational Vacation

A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it.

- John Steinbeck

topic: Marriage, Travel, Adventure, Journey Inspirational, Inspirational Adventure

When you travel, remember that a foreign country is not designed to make you comfortable. It is designed to make its own people comfortable.

- Clifton Fadiman

topic: Country, Travel, People, South America, Inspirational Adventure

All journeys have secret destinations of which the traveler is unaware.

- Martin Buber

source: Martin Buber (2015). “Hasidism and Modern Man”, p.47, Princeton University Press

topic: Inspirational, Travel, Fun, Journey And Destination, Journey Inspirational

Kilometers are shorter than miles. Save gas, take your next trip in kilometers.

- George Carlin

topic: Funny, Travel, Next, Tripping, Funny Journey

People travel to faraway places to watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home.

- Dagobert D. Runes

source: Dagobert D. Runes (2015). “Treasury of Thought”, p.172, Open Road Media

topic: Travel, Home, People, Nomadic, Travel The World

The cool thing about being famous is traveling. I have always wanted to travel across seas, like to Canada and stuff.

- Britney Spears

topic: Funny, Travel, Sea, Solo Travel, Stormy Seas

It is good to have an end to journey towards; but it is the journey that matters, in the end.

- Ursula K. Le Guin

topic: Motivational, Graduation, Travel, Solo Travel, Discovering Yourself

The worst thing about being a tourist is having other tourists recognize you as a tourist.

- Russell Baker

topic: Inspirational, Funny, Travel, Funny Journey, Travel Experience

We travel, some of us forever, to seek other states, other lives, other souls.

- Anais Nin

topic: Inspirational, Funny, Travel, Soul Life, Journey Inspirational

To travel is to take a journey into yourself.

- Danny Kaye

topic: Travel, Journey, Solo Travel, Journey And Destination, Journey Inspirational

Travel works best when you're forced to come to terms with the place you're in.

- Paul Theroux

topic: Inspirational, Funny, Travel, Funny Journey

A journey is a person in itself; no two are alike. And all plans, safeguards, policing, and coercion are fruitless. We find that after years of struggle that we do not take a trip; a trip takes us.

- John Steinbeck

topic: Travel, Struggle, Journey, Journey And Destination, My Journey

The journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.

- Alton Brown

topic: Inspirational, Life, Positive, Solo Travel, Soul Life

We don't take a trip. A trip takes us.

- John Steinbeck

topic: Journey And Destination, My Journey, Funny Journey, Great Travel, Travel Journey

Once you have traveled, the voyage never ends, but is played out over and over again in the quietest chambers. The mind can never break off from the journey.

- Pat Conroy

source: FaceBook post by Pat Conroy from Dec 19, 2013

topic: Inspirational, Life, Travel, Solo Travel, Journey Inspirational

There ain't no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them. - Mark Twain, author Making the team is one thing, becoming a team is another.

- Graham Lowe

topic: Sports, Hate, Team, Inspiration To Others, Inspirational Adventure

[Airline food] is the tiniest food I've ever seen in my entire life. Any kind of meat that you get - chicken, steak, anything - has grill marks on each side, like somehow we'll actually believe there's an open-flame grill in the front of the plane.

- Ellen DeGeneres

topic: Travel, Believe, Flames, Funny Journey, Airline Food

According to the ancient Chinese proverb, A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step.

- John F. Kennedy

source: Limited Nuclear Test Ban Treaty Address to the Nation, delivered 26 July 1963

topic: Travel, New Beginnings, Journey, Journey And Destination, Journey Begins

The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. Watch your step.

- Thomas S. Monson

topic: Inspirational, Life, Travel, Solo Travel, Soul Life

Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!

- Steve Martin

topic: Funny, Boys, Different, Funny Journey

We find after years of struggle that we do not take a trip; a trip takes us.

- John Steinbeck

topic: Struggle, Years, Journey And Destination, My Journey, Funny Journey

The major advantage of domestic travel is that, with a few exceptions such as Miami, most domestic locations are conveniently situated right here in the United States.

- Dave Barry

topic: Fun, United States, Location, Funny Journey

Venice is like eating an entire box of chocolate liqueurs in one go.

- Truman Capote

topic: Travel, Food, Venice, Sweets And Desserts, Eating Chocolate