Funny Romantic Quotes:

Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket or a holding pattern over Philadelphia.

- Judith Viorst

topic: Love, Funny, Valentines Day, Humor Love, Humorous Valentine

There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart.

- Melanie Griffith

topic: Best Love, Women, Crazy, Humorous Love, Time Love

Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not.

- Albert Einstein

topic: Sisterhood, Men, Marry Me, Humorous Valentine, Marriage Wisdom

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

- Charles M. Schulz

topic: Love, Witty, Hurt, Humor Love, Humorous Love

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

- Dorothy Parker

topic: Funny, Anniversary, Valentines Day, Humor Love, Humorous Love

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

- Rita Rudner

topic: Love, Funny, Marriage, Humorous Love, Humorous Valentine

If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live without you.

- A. A. Milne

topic: Love, Friendship, Positive, Tigger, Bff

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell.

- Joan Crawford

source: Interview in "Hollywood Reporter", 1954.

topic: Love, Heartbreak, Dream, Humor Love, Humorous Love

True love stories never have endings.

- Richard Bach

topic: Love, Anniversary, Valentines Day, Marriage And Love Inspirational, Wedding Speech

I love you not only for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you

- Roy Croft

topic: Love, Friendship, Positive, Humorous Love, Make Me Feel Special

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance.

- Oscar Wilde

source: Oscar Wilde (2010). “Epigrams & Aphorisms”, p.56, BoD – Books on Demand

topic: Love, Funny, Relationship, Humor Love, Humorous Love

When a couple of young people strongly devoted to each other commence to eat onions, it is safe to pronounce them engaged.

- James Montgomery Bailey

source: James Montgomery Bailey (1873). “Life in Danbury: Being a Brief But Comprehensive Record of the Doings of a Remarkable People, Under More Remarkable Circumstances, and Chronicled in a Most Remarkable Manner”, p.230

topic: Best Love, Couple, People, Devoted, Funny Romantic

Women are cursed, and men are the proof.

- Roseanne Barr

topic: Valentines Day, Funny Relationship, Men, Funny Valentines Day, Funny Romantic

Love doesn't drop on you unexpectedly; you have to give off signals, sort of like an amateur radio operator.

- Helen Gurley Brown

topic: Best Love, Giving, Radio, Humor Love, Funny Romantic

Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.

- Aristotle

topic: Love, Life, Positive, Say I Love You, Effortless

Tell me who your enemy is, and I will tell you who you are.

- Carl Schmitt

source: Carl Schmitt (2007). “Theory of the Partisan: Intermediate Commentary on the Concept of the Political”, p.85, Telos Press Publishing

topic: Enemy, Who You Are, Turkish, Spanish Proverb, Restitution

Tell me with whom you associate, and I will tell you who you are.

- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

source: Johann Wolfgang von Goethe (1989). “Conversations of German Refugees ; Wilhelm Meister's Journeyman Years, Or, The Renunciants”, p.296, Princeton University Press

topic: Romantic, Famous Love, Best Love, Turkish, Spanish Proverb

To fall in love is awfully simple, but to fall out of love is simply awful.

- Bess Myerson

topic: Broken Heart, Falling In Love, Simple, Humor Love, Mending A Broken Heart

In dreams and in love there are no impossibilities.

- Janos Arany

source: "Dictionary of Quotations from Ancient and Modern, English and Foreign Source" by James Wood, (p. 11), 1893.

topic: Positive, Dream, Impossibility, Bridal Shower, Love Poems

Tell me who you walk with, and I'll tell you who you are.

- Esmeralda Santiago

source: Esmeralda Santiago (2006). “When I was Puerto Rican”, p.243, Da Capo Press

topic: Walks, Who You Are, Spanish Proverb, Restitution, Who Your Real Friends Are

Tell me how you read and I'll tell you who you are.

- Martin Heidegger

topic: Who You Are, Spanish Proverb, Restitution, Who Your Real Friends Are, Cheesy Love

If I know what love is, it is because of you.

- Hermann Hesse

source: "Narcissus and Goldmund". Book by Hermann Hesse, 1930.

topic: Love, Life, Anniversary, Love Letter, Say I Love You

True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked.

- Erich Segal

topic: Love, Inspiring, Valentines Day, Humor Love, Humorous Love

Tell me what you eat, and I will tell you who you are.

- Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin

topic: Love, Food, Health, Spanish Proverb, Slow Food

Tell me who admires and loves you, and I will tell you who you are.

- Antoine de Saint-Exupery

topic: Love, Romantic, Respect, Cheesy Love, Admiring

Come live in my heart, and pay no rent.

- Samuel Lover

source: William Bayle Bernard, Samuel Lover (1874). “The Life of Samuel Lover, R. H. A.: Artistic, Literary, and Musical, with Selections from His Unpublished Papers and Correspondence”, p.113

topic: Love, Heart, Pay, Love Letter, I Love You Like

Nail me to my car and I'll tell you who you are

- Chris Burden

topic: Car, Nails, Who You Are, Spanish Proverb, Restitution

If I eat a huge meal and I can get the girl to rub my belly, I think that's about as romantic as I can think of.

- Ryan Gosling

topic: Girl, Thinking, Meals, Funny Romantic