Funny Spring Quotes:

In the Spring, I have counted 136 different kinds of weather inside of 24 hours.

- Mark Twain

topic: Spring, Weather, Different, Spring Day, Spring Flowers

Spring is nature's way of saying, 'Let's party!'

- Robin Williams

topic: Funny, Motivational, Easter, March Poems, Spring Day

The first day of spring is one thing, and the first spring day is another. The difference between them is sometimes as great as a month.

- Henry Van Dyke

topic: Spring, Differences, Firsts, March Poems, Spring Day

Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush.

- Doug Larson

topic: Spring, Shoes, Whistling, March Poems, Spring Cleaning

Despite the forecast, live like it's Spring.

- Lilly Pulitzer

source: FaceBook post by Lilly Pulitzer from Mar 03, 2015

topic: Spring, Spring Day, Spring Inspirational, Spring Time, Welcome Spring

In the spring, at the end of the day, you should smell like dirt.

- Margaret Atwood

source: Margaret Atwood (2012). “Bluebeard's Egg”, p.277, Houghton Mifflin Harcourt

topic: Nature, Spring, Garden, March Poems, Spring Day

The day the Lord created hope was probably the same day he created Spring.

- Bernard Williams

topic: Spring, Lord, Spring Day, Spring Inspirational, Spring Season

Science has never drummed up quite as effective a tranquilizing agent as a sunny spring day.

- Wilton E. Hall

topic: Spring, Agents, Sunny, March Poems, Spring Day

If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant.

- Anne Bradstreet

source: Anne Bradstreet (1867). “The Works of Anne Bradstreet in Prose and Verse”, p.51

topic: Spring, Winter, Pleasant, March Poems, Spring Awakening

Indoors or out, no one relaxes in March, that month of wind and taxes, the wind will presently disappear, the taxes last us all the year.

- Ogden Nash

topic: Spring, Years, Wind, Sales Tax, March Poems

Spring is when life's alive in everything.

- Christina Rossetti

source: Christina Rossetti (2013). “Delphi Complete Works of Christina Rossetti (Illustrated)”, p.83, Delphi Classics

topic: Spring, Alive, Spring Break, Spring Garden, Spring Gardening

Spring has returned. The Earth is like a child that knows poems.

- Rainer Maria Rilke

topic: Children, Spring, Earth, March Poems, Spring Awakening

When spring came, even the false spring, there were no problems except where to be happiest.

- Ernest Hemingway

source: Ernest Hemingway (2014). “Moveable Feast: The Restored Edition”, p.50, Simon and Schuster

topic: Spring, Problem, Moveable Feast, Spring Flowers, Spring Love

If we had not winter, the spring would not be so pleasant; if we did not sometimes taste of adversity, prosperity would not be so welcome.

- Anne Bradstreet

source: Anne Bradstreet, Adelaide P. Amore (1982). “A woman's inner world: selected poetry and prose of Anne Bradstreet”

topic: Life, Spring, Adversity, Spring Awakening, Spring Gardening

A little Madness in the Spring Is wholesome even for the King.

- Emily Dickinson

topic: Kings, Spring, Insanity, March Poems, Spring Is Here

A life without love is like a year without spring.

- Octavian Paler

topic: Spring, Love Is, Years, Spring Summer, Late Summer

It's spring fever. That is what the name of it is. And when you've got it, you want—oh, you don't quite know what it is you do want, but it just fairly makes your heart ache, you want it so!

- Mark Twain

topic: Spring, Heart, Names, Spring Break, Spring Flowers

The first day of spring was once the time for taking the young virgins into the fields, there in dalliance to set an example in fertility for nature to follow. Now we just set the clocks an hour ahead and change the oil in the crankcase.

- E. B. White

topic: Spring, Oil, Fertility, March Poems, Spring Day

People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring.

- Rogers Hornsby

source: "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

topic: Sports, Baseball, Spring, Baseball Games, Great Sports

Everything is blooming most recklessly; if it were voices instead of colors, there would be an unbelievable shrieking into the heart of the night.

- Rainer Maria Rilke

topic: Nature, Spring, Heart, March Poems, May Day

No winter lasts forever; no spring skips its turn.

- Hal Borland

topic: Inspirational, Meaningful, Hope, March Poems, Spring Garden

Winter is on my head, but eternal spring is in my heart.

- Victor Hugo

topic: Nature, Spring, Heart, Spring Poems, Spring Season

The only thing that could spoil a day was people. People were always the limiters of happiness except for the very few that were as good as spring itself.

- Ernest Hemingway

topic: Spring, People, Limits, Spring Day, Spring Flowers

O, wind, if winter comes, can spring be far behind?

- Percy Bysshe Shelley

source: "Ode to the West Wind" l. 70 (1819)

topic: Spring, Winter, Air, March Poems, Spring Inspirational

Spring is the only revolutionary whose revolution has succeeded.

- Marianne van Hirtum

topic: Spring, Revolution, Revolutionary, Funny Spring

If spring came but once a century instead of once a year, or burst forth with the sound of an earthquake and not in silence, what wonder and expectation there would be in all the hearts to behold the miraculous change.

- Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

topic: Nature, Spring, Heart, Spring Poems, Spring Season

Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.

- Ambrose Bierce

topic: Spring, Tree, Leaving, Cashiers, Funny Spring

A man has every season while a woman only has the right to spring.

- Jane Fonda

source: Quoted in Daily Mail (London), 13 Sept. 1989

topic: Spring, Men, Feminist, Spring Day, Spring Season