Funny Wife Quotes:

'I am' is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that 'I do' is the longest sentence?

- George Carlin

topic: Funny, Marriage, Sarcastic, Learning English, Funny Wedding

A wife is like a children's movie; always under-appreciated and without either, life would be incomplete.

- John Steinbeck

topic: Thank You, Children, Wife, Funny Wife

[I]t is dangerous for a bride to be apologetic about her husband.

- Wallace Stegner

topic: Husband, Wife, Apologetic, Funny Wife

We treat our stone wives with much more care than they treat their warm ones, anyway. I personally dust mine once a week, and I know Khaamil gives them presents when I am not looking. These are yours - they are in your care, and you must be faithful.

- Catherynne M. Valente

topic: Dust, Giving, Wife, Funny Wife

I never think of policemen's wives; their beauty maddens me like wine.

- Kyril Bonfiglioli

source: Kyril Bonfiglioli (2004). “Don't Point that Thing at Me”, p.18, The Overlook Press

topic: Wine, Thinking, Wife, Funny Wife, Madden