Funny Winter Quotes:

A lot of people like snow. I find it to be an unnecessary freezing of water.

- Carl Reiner

topic: Nature, Winter, People, Winter Love, Winter Rain

There's no such thing as bad weather - only the wrong clothes.

- Billy Connolly

topic: Being Happy, Weather, Clothes, Marathon Motivational, Marathon Runners

If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant.

- Anne Bradstreet

source: Anne Bradstreet (1867). “The Works of Anne Bradstreet in Prose and Verse”, p.51

topic: Spring, Winter, Pleasant, March Poems, Spring Awakening

People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.

- Anton Chekhov

source: 'The Three Sisters' (1901) act 2

topic: Happiness, Happy, Summer, Summer And Winter, Summer Garden

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home.

- Edith Sitwell

source: Edith Sitwell (2011). “Taken Care Of: An Autobiography”, p.176, A&C Black

topic: Home, Winter, Fire, Solstice, Cold Weather

The problem with winter sports is that - follow me closely here - they generally take place in winter.

- Dave Barry

topic: Sports, Football, Winter, Funny Sports, Winter Cold

Winter must be cold for those with no warm memories.

- Deborah Kerr

source: "Fictional character: Terry McKay". "An Affair to Remember", www.imdb.com. 1957.

topic: Memories, Winter, Cold, Cold Weather, Warm Heart

Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human face.

- Victor Hugo

topic: Inspirational, Funny, Life, Humour And Laughter, Inspirational Laughter

I like these cold, gray winter days. Days like these let you savor a bad mood.

- Bill Watterson

topic: Winter, Bad Mood, Cold, Cold Weather, Cold Days

There's no such thing as bad weather, only inappropriate clothing

- Ranulph Fiennes

topic: Adventure, Weather, Inappropriate, Marathon Motivational, Marathon Runners

What good is the warmth of summer, without the cold of winter to give it sweetness.

- John Steinbeck

topic: Summer, Winter, Giving, Invincible Summer, Cold Weather

Nothing burns like the cold.

- George R. R. Martin

topic: Winter, Cold, Cold Weather, Winter Cold, Winter Season

I was just thinking, if it is really religion with these nudist colonies, they sure must turn atheists in the wintertime.

- Will Rogers

topic: Atheist, Winter, Thinking, Nudists, Colony

My old grandmother always used to say, Summer friends will melt away like summer snows, but winter friends are friends forever.

- George R. R. Martin

topic: Friendship, Summer, Grandmother, Friends Forever, Summer And Winter

In the depths of winter, I finally learned that within me there lay an invincible summer.

- Albert Camus

source: "The Unquiet Vision : Mirrors of Man in Existentialism" by Nathan A. Scott, (p. 116), 1969.

topic: Inspirational, Life, Motivational, Solstice, Invincibility

You can't get too much winter in the winter.

- Robert Frost

topic: Winter, Too Much, Funny Winter

Winter is on my head, but eternal spring is in my heart.

- Victor Hugo

topic: Nature, Spring, Heart, Spring Poems, Spring Season

There's no such thing as bad weather, just soft people.

- Bill Bowerman

topic: Motivational, Running, Not Giving Up, Marathon Motivational, Marathon Runners

A man says a lot of things in summer he doesn't mean in winter.

- Patricia Briggs

source: Patricia Briggs (2002). “Dragon Blood”, p.197, Penguin

topic: Summer, Mean, Winter, Summer And Winter, Summer Inspirational

There are only two seasons - winter and Baseball.

- Bill Veeck

topic: Baseball, Winter, Two, Winter Season, Mlb

In seed time learn, in harvest teach, in winter enjoy.

- William Blake

topic: Life, Thinking Of You, Nature, Spring Season, Warm Heart

I wonder if the snow loves the trees and fields, that it kisses them so gently? And then it covers them up snug, you know, with a white quilt; and perhaps it says "Go to sleep, darlings, till the summer comes again.

- Lewis Carroll

topic: Good Night, Summer, Nature, Inspiring Nature, Summer And Winter

If we had not winter, the spring would not be so pleasant; if we did not sometimes taste of adversity, prosperity would not be so welcome.

- Anne Bradstreet

source: Anne Bradstreet, Adelaide P. Amore (1982). “A woman's inner world: selected poetry and prose of Anne Bradstreet”

topic: Life, Spring, Adversity, Spring Awakening, Spring Gardening

Winter blues are cured every time with a potato gratin paired with a roast chicken.

- Alexandra Guarnaschelli

topic: Winter, Potatoes, Chickens, Winter Time, Funny Winter

While I relish our warm months, winter forms our character and brings out our best.

- Tom Allen

topic: Character, Winter, Months, Winter Months, Cute Winter

No winter lasts forever; no spring skips its turn.

- Hal Borland

topic: Inspirational, Meaningful, Hope, March Poems, Spring Garden

Blow, blow, thou winter wind Thou art not so unkind, As man's ingratitude.

- William Shakespeare

topic: Art, Winter, Blow, Winter Season, Winter Snow

Winter is the time of promise because there is so little to do - or because you can now and then permit yourself the luxury of thinking so.

- Stanley Crawford

source: Stanley Crawford (1992). “A Garlic Testament: Seasons on a Small New Mexico Farm”, p.55, UNM Press

topic: Winter, Thinking, Luxury, Cold Days, Winter Cold

It was one of those March days when the sun shines hot and the wind blows cold: when it is summer in the light, and winter in the shade.

- Charles Dickens

topic: Summer, Nature, Spring, March Poems, Spring Day

It is the life of the crystal, the architect of the flake, the fire of the frost, the soul of the sunbeam. This crisp winter air is full of it.

- John Burroughs

topic: Winter, Fire, Air, Winter Days, Winter Months

There is no such thing as bad weather, only different kinds of good weather.

- John Ruskin

topic: Change, Weather, Different, Marathon Motivational, Marathon Runners

Spring, summer, and fall fill us with hope; winter alone reminds us of the human condition.

- Mignon McLaughlin

source: Mignon McLaughlin (2014). “Aperçus: The Aphorisms of Mignon McLaughlin”, p.108, BookBaby

topic: Summer, Spring, Fall, Spring Summer, Summer And Winter

I prefer winter and fall, when you feel the bone structure of the landscape. Something waits beneath it; the whole story doesn't show.

- Andrew Wyeth

source: Andrew Wyeth, Greenville County Museum of Art (1979). “Works”

topic: Fall, Winter, Waiting, Winter Days, Winter Months

O, wind, if winter comes, can spring be far behind?

- Percy Bysshe Shelley

source: "Ode to the West Wind" l. 70 (1819)

topic: Spring, Winter, Air, March Poems, Spring Inspirational

Melancholy were the sounds on a winter's night.

- Virginia Woolf

topic: Winter, Night, Sound, Winter Love, Winter Season

Let us love winter, for it is the spring of genius.

- Pietro Aretino

source: Pietro Aretino (1933). “The Works”

topic: Spring, Winter, Genius, Winter Cold, Winter Days

The heart can get really cold if all you've known is winter.

- Benjamin Alire Saenz

topic: Heart, Winter, Cold, Winter Cold, Cute Winter

I read, much of the night, and go south in the winter.

- T. S. Eliot

topic: Reading, Winter, Night, Waste Land, Funny Winter