Giving Up Smoking Quotes:

Quitting smoking is easy, I've done it hundreds of times.

- Mark Twain

topic: Addiction, Smoking, Done, Quit Smoking, Giving Up Smoking

Smoking is one of the leading causes of all statistics.

- Liza Minnelli

topic: Funny, Smoking, Statistics, Leading Causes, Quit Smoking

Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.

- Mark Twain

topic: Inspirational, Funny, Life, Stop Smoking, Given Up

If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking and loving, you don't actually live longer; it just seems longer.

- Clement Freud

source: Quoted in Observer (London), 27 Dec. 1964.

topic: Funny, Witty, Giving Up, Drank, Champagne Drinking

I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.

- Johnny Carson

topic: Death, Sex, Drinking, World Health, Funny Smoking

I thought I couldn't afford to take her out and smoke as well. So I gave up cigarettes. Then I took her out and one day I looked at her and thought: 'Oh well,' and I went back to smoking again, and that was better.

- Benny Hill

source: "Personal Quotes/ Biography". www.imdb.com.

topic: Smoking, One Day, Cigarette, Oh Well, Cigarette Smoke

Give up smoking. Don't get so fat. So much illness is self-induced - which I can't stand. And I'm not a good nursemaid. Don't call me if you're ill.

- Anton du Beke

topic: Giving Up, Self, Nurse, Giving Up Smoking

Suppose someone follows the series "1,3,5,7, ..", and in writing the series 2x+1; and he asked himself "But am I always doing the same thing, or something different every time?" If from one day to the next someone promises: "Tomorrow I will give up smoking", does he say the same thing every day, or every day something different?

- Ludwig Wittgenstein

topic: Giving Up, Writing, Science, Giving Up Smoking

The reason I was able to give up smoking was because of the computer. You couldn't lean a cigarette on a computer, like you could on a typewriter. So it just made it that much more difficult to smoke. So I quit.

- Robert Stone

source: Source: www.interviewmagazine.com

topic: Giving Up, Typewriters, Smoking, Giving Up Smoking

I wish I could give up smoking, but it does taste so delicious.

- Caitlin Moran

source: Source: www.buzzfeed.com

topic: Giving Up, Smoking, Wish, Giving Up Smoking