Benny Hill quotes
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“Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born?”
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“I'm not against half naked girls - not as often as I'd like to be.”
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“Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.”
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“That's what show business is, sincere insincerity.”
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“Those hot pants of hers were so damned tight, I could hardly breathe.”
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“I thought I couldn't afford to take her out and smoke as well. So I gave up cigarettes. Then I took her out and one day I looked at her and thought: 'Oh well,' and I went back to smoking again, and that was better.”
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“Did you ever notice that everyone in favour of birth control has already been born ?”
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“I never yell, I never tell, but I'm grateful as hell.”
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“Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand.”
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“Before I met her, I drank and swore without reason... now I have a reason.”
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“The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one, and against two bombs a million times a million to one. Next time you fly, cut the odds and take a bomb.”
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“Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it weren't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish.”
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