Hair Dryers Quotes:

I’m confiscating your hair dryer—you’ve fried your brain.

- Rachel Vincent

source: Rachel Vincent (2010). “Reaper”, p.8, Harlequin

topic: Hair, Brain, Hair Dryers, Dryers

A fecking flamethrower! Why didn't I think of that? Best I came up with was a measly hair dryer.

- Karen Marie Moning

source: Karen Marie Moning (2016). “The Fever Series 7-Book Bundle: Darkfever, Bloodfever, Faefever, Dreamfever, Shadowfever, Iced, Burned”, p.1744, Dell

topic: Thinking, Hair, Hair Dryers, Dryers

To make lashes curl better, take a hair dryer to your eyelash curler for one or two seconds before using it.

- Isla Fisher

topic: Hair, Eyelashes, Two, Hair Dryers, Dryers

Nowadays, they have more trouble packing hair dryers than baseball equipment.

- Bob Feller

topic: Sports, Baseball, Hair, Packing, Hair Dryers

But we live in an age, ladies and gentlemen, where we are keeping morons alive in our gene pools by putting warnings on items that should not require warnings. The hotel I am staying in has a hair dryer, on the cord of the hair dryer there is a warning and this is what it says: “Warning! Do not use in shower!” Ladies and gentlemen if you have a friend who wants to use their hair dryer in the shower, you let them.

- Wil Anderson

topic: Hair, Gentleman, Age, Cords, Hair Dryers

Americans threw away their communities in order to save a few dollars on hair dryers and plastic food storage tubs, never stopping to reflect on what they were destroying.

- James Howard Kunstler

source: James Howard Kunstler (2007). “The Long Emergency: Surviving the End of Oil, Climate Change, and Other Converging Catastrophes of the Twenty-First Cent”, p.16, Grove/Atlantic, Inc.

topic: Hair, Order, Community, Hair Dryers, Never Stopping

I hate it. I just do. That [artificial turf], local news, the IRS, and hair dryers are the four worst inventions of the century.

- Beano Cook

topic: Hate, Science, Hair, Local News, Artificial

Being in a girl group, we might bicker a lot about hair dryers or straighteners, but it's never serious. We've been lucky that we get along so much, it's like having three other sisters to party with every day-it's fun!

- Perrie Edwards

topic: Girl, Fun, Party, Girl Groups, Hair Dryers

Sam Harris made that great analogy. He said, 'If someone was talking into their hair dryer and claiming that they were speaking to God, they would call Bellevue. But, take away the hair dryer, it's just praying.'

- Bill Maher

topic: Hair, Talking, Analogies, Hair Dryers, Dryers

A successful argument for a government manufacturing policy has to go beyond the feeling that it's better to produce 'real things' than services. American consumers value health care and haircuts as much as washing machines and hair dryers.

- Christina Romer

topic: Real, Successful, Hair, Washing Machines, Hair Dryers

It's rather fun writing a female spy, because she has so much more kit. Bond never carried a hair dryer or a makeup bag. And he certainly didn't wear an uplift bra.

- Helen Fielding

topic: Uplifting, Fun, Writing, Hair Dryers, Dryers

Does anyone really imagine for a moment that my wife gives two stuffs about global warming? She certainly did not appear to be all that bothered on Thursday evening when, during the great carbon-saving switch-off, I ran round the house furiously turning on every light, hair dryer, dishwasher and toaster.

- Jeremy Clarkson

topic: Light, Hair, Two, Dishwashers, Hair Dryers

Opening my door to Dillon Ruddick, my bulding super. I handed him a cup of coffee. "Sorry about the blood." "What was it this time?" No one reported gunfire." "I hit a guy in the face with a hair dryer." "Whoa." Dillon said. "It wasn't my fault," I told him. "Maybe we should lay down some linoleum here. It would make things easier for clean up.

- Janet Evanovich

topic: Sorry, Coffee, Blood, Hair Dryers, Dryers

George Bush says he speaks to god every day, & Christians love him for it. If George Bush said he spoke to god through his hair dryer, they would think he was mad. I fail to see how the addition of a hair dryer makes it any more absurd.

- Sam Harris

topic: Christian, Thinking, Hair, Funny Atheist, Hair Dryers