Hair Gel Quotes:

I think hair gel was invented to make it easier to identify assholes from a distance.

- Demetri Martin

topic: Distance, Thinking, Hair, Hair Gel

There's no way I'm going to Jersey without my hair gel, can't leave without my gel.

- Pauly D

topic: Hair, Jersey, Way, Jersey Shore, Hair Gel

The greatest charity you can contribute to is yourself. Instead of spending a dollar to help feed hungry children, why not spend that dollar on hair gel so you can get the perfect cowlick?

- Zach Braff

topic: Children, Hair, Perfect, Hair Gel

He anxiously touched his hair. "I think my hair gel's frozen.

- Richelle Mead

source: Richelle Mead (2013). “The Indigo Spell: A Bloodlines Novel”, p.41, Penguin

topic: Thinking, Hair, Frozen, Hair Gel

We need to get inside. I think my hair gel’s frozen.

- Richelle Mead

topic: Thinking, Hair, Needs, Indigo Spell, Hair Gel

Even the trip throught the Portal had not disarranged Magnus's hair spikes. He tugged on one proudly. "Check it out", he said to Isabelle. "Magic?" "Hair gel. $3.99 at Ricky's.

- Cassandra Clare

source: Cassandra Clare (2014). “City of Lost Souls”, p.175, Simon and Schuster

topic: Hair, Magic, Portal, Hair Gel

What do you do to your hair?" "Dust, hair gel, and a little gun oil." "Ever thought of patenting the recipe?" "No.

- Ilona Andrews

topic: Gun, Hair, Dust, Hair Gel

Note to self: When noticing flyaway hairs, do not use lip gloss as an 'on-the-go' hair gel.

- Danica McKellar

topic: Funny Inspirational, Hair, Self, Gloss, Lip Gloss

Up until I was 12 my sisters used to dress me up as a girl and introduce me as 'Claudia'!

- Robert Pattinson

source: "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

topic: Girl, Dresses, Introducing, Claudia, Red Hair

He was a super shiny boy and I liked the shape of him. Under the blanket. In the shower. I liked his shadow on the street and his imprint on the sofa. I hated the smell of hair gel on his head, but I loved it on the pillow. I love the smell of losing someone.

- Emma Forrest

topic: Boys, Smell, Hair, Hair Gel

I've never been cool and I don't really care about being cool. It's just an awful lot of time and hair gel wasted.

- Chris Martin

source: "Terry Bradshaw bares all in 'Failure to Launch'". www.today.com. March 9, 2006.

topic: Hair, Care, Awful, Hair Gel

I think good-looking people seldom make good television. And American television studios almost concede before they start: 'Well, it won't be good, but at least it'll be good-looking. We'll have nice-looking girls in tight shirts with F.B.I. badges and fit-looking guys with lots of hair gel vaulting over things.'

- Hugh Laurie

topic: Girl, Nice, Thinking, American Television, Hair Gel