Halloween Candy Quotes:

My favorite Halloween candy is the candy corn. It comes in four colors: white, yellow, orange, brown. Those are also the stages of your teeth rotting after you eat it.

- Jay Leno

topic: Halloween, Color, Yellow, Color White, Candy Corn

All the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911.

- Lewis Black

topic: Funny, Candy Corn, Made, Inspirational Halloween, Corn On The Cob

And all Halloween candy pales next to candy corn, if only because candy corn used to appear, like the Great Pumpkin, solely on Halloween.

- Rosecrans Baldwin

topic: Halloween, Candy Corn, Next, Great Pumpkin, Halloween Candy

Halloween was confusing. All my life my parents said, "Never take candy from strangers." And then they dressed me up and said, "Go beg for it." I didn't know what to do! I'd knock on people's doors and go, "Trick or treat." "No thank you."

- Rita Rudner

source: "Jokes over easy: 1,386 delicious jokes from the best comedians" by Judy Brown, Barnes & Noble, (p. 112), 2006.

topic: Halloween, Doors, People, Candy Corn, Cute Halloween

The best thing about candy is that it can't be spoiled by the adult world. Candy is innocent.

- Rosecrans Baldwin

topic: Creativity, Adults, World, Halloween Candy

I only eat candy on Halloween. No lie.

- Michael Trevino

source: Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

topic: Lying, Halloween, Candy, Halloween Candy

The worst thing about Halloween is, of course, candy corn. It's unbelievable to me. Candy corn is the only candy in the history of America that's never been advertised. And there's a reason. All of the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911. And so, since nobody eats that stuff, every year there's a ton of it left over.

- Lewis Black

topic: Halloween, America, Years, Inspirational Halloween, Candy Corn

This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him.

- Conan O'Brien

topic: Funny, Halloween, Sound, Inspirational Halloween, Spooky Halloween

On Halloween, don't you know back when you were little, your mom tells you don't eat any candy until she checks it? I used to be so tempted to eat my candy on the way to other people's houses. That used to be such a tease.

- Derrick Rose

topic: Funny Halloween, Scary Halloween, Trick Or Treat, Halloween Candy

Halloween is tomorrow. A group of wine experts has actually come up with a list of the best wines to pair with Halloween candy. They say, "White wine goes great with Skittles, red wine goes great with Twix, and ... we're alcoholics, aren't we?

- Jimmy Fallon

topic: Halloween, Wine, White, Skittles, White Wine

People give you a hard time about being a kid at twelve. They didn't want to give you Halloween candy anymore. They said things like, “If this were the Middle Ages, you'd be married and you'd own a farm with about a million chickens on it.” They were trying to kick you out of childhood. Once you were gone, there was no going back, so you had to hold on as long as you could.

- Heather O'Neill

source: Heather O'Neill (2016). “Lullabies for Little Criminals: A Novel”, p.13, HarperCollins

topic: Halloween, Kids, Hard Times, Halloween Candy, Being A Kid

In recent years, there have been reports of people with twisted minds putting razor blades and poison in taffy apples and Halloween candy. It is no longer safe to let your child eat treats that come from strangers.

- Ann Landers

topic: Children, Halloween, Years, Taffy, Halloween Candy

I used to compete with my brother to see who could get the most Halloween candy, I remember doing that.

- Jermell Charlo

source: "PBC fighters share spooktacular Halloween memories". PBC interview, www.premierboxingchampions.com. October 30, 2015.

topic: Brother, Halloween, Remember, Halloween Candy