Kazoos Quotes:

I think the kazoo and chocolate-chip cookies have a lot in common. All you need is a mouth to appreciate either one.

- Wally Amos

topic: Music, Thinking, Appreciate, Kazoos, Chocolate Chip Cookies

Besides, the bass isn't a difficult instrument to play. It's like one step up from the kazoo, isn't it?

- Dave Mustaine

topic: Play, Bass, Steps, Kazoos

You give me a @#$%& kazoo and I'll write you a good song.

- Billy Corgan

topic: Song, Writing, Giving, Kazoos

Know someone you hate? Give their kid a kazoo!

- Dana Gould

topic: Hate, Kids, Giving, Someone You Hate, Kazoos

What, exactly, is the internet? Basically it is a global network exchanging digitized data in such a way that any computer, anywhere, that is equipped with a device called a 'modem', can make a noise like a duck choking on a kazoo

- Dave Barry

topic: Data, Ducks, Noise, Kazoos, Exchanging

I worked at an ice cream parlor called Chadwicks. We wore old-timey outfits and had to bang a drum, play a kazoo, and sing 'Happy Birthday' to people while giving them free birthday sundaes. Lots of ice cream scooping and $1 tips.

- Amy Poehler

source: "Amy Poehler Exclusive". Interview with Julie Miller, www.seventeen.com. October 8, 2010.

topic: Birthday, Ice Cream, Play, Kazoos, Sundaes

I play a bunch of instruments, like piano, drums, guitar and bass. And the kazoo every now and then. I'm trying to learn how to play the trumpet and the saxophone. That's what I'm learning how to play.

- Mac Miller

source: Source: hiphopdx.com

topic: Guitar, Play, Piano, Kazoos