The difference between a job and a career is the difference between forty and sixty hours a week.
topic: Motivational, Jobs, Careers, Careers Choices, Funny Boss Day


Most people like hard work, particularly when they're paying for it.
topic: Hard Work, Funny Work, People, Funny Boss Day, Boss's Day

topic: Motivational, Business, Hate, Funny Leadership, Undecided

Don't blame the boss. He has enough problems.
source: Donald Rumsfeld (2001). “Public Statements of Donald H. Rumsfeld, Secretary of Defense, 2001”
topic: Boss, Blame, Problem, Funny Boss, Funny Boss Day
Accomplishing the impossible means only the boss will add it to your regular duties.
topic: Funny, Humorous, Mean, Funny Boss, Funny Boss Day
People ask the difference between a leader and a boss. The leader leads, and the boss drives.
topic: Leadership, Differences, People, Management Motivation, Innovation And Leadership
Show me a good loser, and I'll show you a loser.
topic: Inspirational, Motivational, Sports, American Football, Nfl Football
source: Dave Barry (1999). “Dave Barry Turns 50”, Random House Digital, Inc.
topic: Life And Love, Humor, Funny Work, Work Humor, Business Meeting
Management by objective works - if you know the objectives. Ninety percent of the time you don't.
topic: Wise, Business, Goal, Quality In Business, Funny Boss Day
If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss.
topic: Wealth And Success, Boss Day, School Teachers, Happy Boss Day, Happy Teachers Day
source: "2010 BPM and Workflow Handbook" by Layna Fischer, Future Strategies Inc., (p. 178), 2010.
topic: Inspirational, Business, Work, Customer Experience, Inspirational Customer Service
topic: Work, Men, People, Funny Boss Day, Boss's Day
topic: Success, Sports, Baseball, Funny Boss, Funny Boss Day
topic: Work, Skills, Boss, Murphys Law, Funny Boss
The ear of the leader must ring with the voices of the people.
source: Woodrow Wilson (1965). “The Political Thought of Woodrow Wilson”
topic: Leadership, Patriotic, Voice, Listening To Others, Listening Ear
topic: Motivational, Leadership, Business, Leading On, Good Leader
No man goes before his time - unless the boss leaves early.
topic: Work, Men, Laughing, Funny Boss Day, Boss's Day
The speed of the boss is the speed of the team.
topic: Inspirational, Motivational, Inspiring, Inspirational Team, Inspirational Teamwork
The only time some people work like a horse is when the boss rides them.
source: "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
topic: Horse, Work, People, Funny Boss Day, Boss Day