My family isn't really Italian. We're more like Olive Garden Italian.
topic: Funny, Humor, Italian, Olive Garden

source: Douglas Coupland (2011). “The Gum Thief: A Novel”, p.119, Bloomsbury Publishing USA
topic: Dream, Cancer, Garden, Spleen, Olive Garden
America has been conditioned to think of pasta as the never-ending pasta bowl and Olive Garden.
topic: Garden, Thinking, America, Olive Garden
Rick Perry is qualified to be President in the same way that Olive Garden is qualified to be Italy.
topic: Garden, President, Way, Olive Garden
topic: Garden, Campaigns, Stories, Olive Garden, Suspended
topic: Garden, President, Olives, Olive Garden
topic: Garden, Obamacare, People, Olive Garden
I am officially Jewish, but I’m Jewish in the same way the Olive Garden is an Italian restaurant.
source: A. J. Jacobs (2008). “The Year of Living Biblically: One Man's Humble Quest to Follow the Bible as Literally as Possible”, p.4, Simon and Schuster
topic: Olive Garden