Olive Garden Quotes:

My family isn't really Italian. We're more like Olive Garden Italian.

- Mike Birbiglia

topic: Funny, Humor, Italian, Olive Garden

Dreams don't come true. Dreams die. Dreams get compromised. Dreams end up dealing meth in a booth at the back of the Olive Garden. Dreams choke to death on bay leaves. Dreams get spleen cancer.

- Douglas Coupland

source: Douglas Coupland (2011). “The Gum Thief: A Novel”, p.119, Bloomsbury Publishing USA

topic: Dream, Cancer, Garden, Spleen, Olive Garden

America has been conditioned to think of pasta as the never-ending pasta bowl and Olive Garden.

- Joe Bastianich

topic: Garden, Thinking, America, Olive Garden

Rick Perry is qualified to be President in the same way that Olive Garden is qualified to be Italy.

- Andy Borowitz

topic: Garden, President, Way, Olive Garden

The Olive Garden is bringing back its 'Pasta Pass,' which lets you eat as much pasta as you want for seven weeks. In a related story, Chris Christie just suspended his campaign.

- Conan O'Brien

topic: Garden, Campaigns, Stories, Olive Garden, Suspended

I don't know anything about American history or presidents. I don't know what tailgating is! I've never been to an Olive Garden!

- Emma Watson

topic: Garden, President, Olives, Olive Garden

The CEO of the Olive Garden blames his company's low profits on Obamacare - which is odd because most people won't eat at the Olive Garden until they have health insurance.

- Conan O'Brien

topic: Garden, Obamacare, People, Olive Garden

I am officially Jewish, but I’m Jewish in the same way the Olive Garden is an Italian restaurant.

- A. J. Jacobs

source: A. J. Jacobs (2008). “The Year of Living Biblically: One Man's Humble Quest to Follow the Bible as Literally as Possible”, p.4, Simon and Schuster

topic: Olive Garden