Parks And Recreation Quotes:

We need to remember what's important in life: friends, waffles, work. Or waffles, friends, work, it doesn't matter. But work is third.

- Amy Poehler

topic: Inspirational, Funny, Parks And Recreation, Leslie, Parks And Rec

Sometimes you gotta work a little, so you can ball a lot.

- Aziz Ansari

source: Reddit AMA, www.reddit.com.

topic: Parks And Recreation, Balls, Littles, Parks And Rec

I have never taken the high road, but I tell other people to 'cause then there's more room for me on the low road.

- Aziz Ansari

source: "Fictional character: Tom Haverford". Parks and Recreation, 2009–2015.

topic: Taken, People, Parks And Recreation, High Road, Taking The High Road

Leslie, I typed your symptoms into the thing up here and it says you could have network connectivity problems.

- Chris Pratt

topic: Problem, Leslie, Symptoms, Parks And Recreation, Parks And Rec

Zerts' are what I call desserts. 'Trée-trées' are entrées. I call sandwiches 'sammies,' 'sandoozles,' or 'Adam Sandlers.' Air conditioners are 'cool blasterz' with a 'z' - I don't know where that came from. I call cakes 'big ol' cookies.' I call noodles 'long-ass rice.' Fried chicken is 'fry-fry chicky-chick.' Chicken parm is 'chicky-chicky-parm-parm.' Chicken cacciatore? 'Chicky-cacc.' I call eggs 'pre-birds,' or 'future birds.' Root beer is 'super water.' Tortillas are 'bean blankets.' And I call forks 'food rakes.'

- Aziz Ansari

topic: Beer, Air, Cake, Tortillas, Noodles

Disneyland really began when my two daughters were very young. Saturday was always Daddy's Day and I would take them to the merry-go-round, and sit on a bench eating peanuts while they rode. And sitting there alone, I felt there should be something built, some kind of family park where parents and children could have fun together.

- Walt Disney

topic: Daughter, Fun, Children, Animator, Parks And Recreation

Disneyland is a work of love...Drawing up plans and dreaming of what I could do, everything. It was just something I kind of kept playing around with.

- Walt Disney

topic: Dream, Drawing, Kind, Love Drawings, Meaningful Work

I wonder how they deal with mice at Disney World.

- Demetri Martin

source: Twitter post from Oct 14, 2013

topic: World, Wonder, Deals, Parks And Recreation, Theme Parks

I kind of pride myself on coming onto things that are well-oiled machines and finding a way to bring what I bring and fit in, and raise it to another level if I can. And this [Code Black ] has been another one of those really fun success stories, much like Parks And Recreation, although obviously on the other side of the comedy/drama equation.

- Rob Lowe

source: Source: www.avclub.com

topic: Fun, Drama, Pride, Well Oiled Machines, Parks And Recreation

I watch my favorite shows-The Walking Dead, The Office, 30 Rock and Parks and Recreation-on Netflix to unwind. Actually, I eat most of my meals while watching Netflix. It's like my companion.

- Hannah Kearney

topic: Rocks, Office, Walking Dead, Parks And Recreation

I love doing comedy. One of my favorite things in the world is to do Parks and Recreation; a big fun character.

- Ben Schwartz

topic: Fun, Character, Parks, Parks And Recreation

I'm enjoying the opportunity that Parks And Recreation affords me to exploit my own soapbox agenda, which is to try to encourage people to make things with their hands.

- Nick Offerman

topic: Opportunity, Hands, People, Parks And Recreation, Soapbox

Ron Swanson is more than the MVP of the 'Parks and Recreation' squad, more than just the funniest character on TV - he's the perfect depiction of aggrieved American manhood at the twilight of the empire.

- Rob Sheffield

topic: Twilight, Character, Mvp, Parks And Recreation

Both conservatives and liberals watch 'Parks and Recreation,' and they each think the show is for them, which is really cool. 'SNL' was totally different. It was exciting because everyone was paying attention. Political humor works when people know what you're talking about.

- Amy Poehler

topic: Thinking, Talking, People, Snl, Parks And Recreation