Sleep Deprived Quotes:

When you become a mom you just learn how to function sleep deprived and you do get used to it. I came back to work when Finley was three months old and the first few months were rough. Then somehow you learn to exist on no sleep and now when he does upon occasion sleep through the night, which is like a full six hours, you're pretty sure he's suffocating. So you don't sleep anyway

- Holly Marie Combs

source: Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

topic: Mom, Sleep, Night, Suffocating, You Re Pretty

Not being able to sleep is terrible. You have the misery of having partied all night... Without the satisfaction.

- Lynn Johnston

topic: Sleep, Night, Insomnia, Not Sleeping, Funny Sleep

Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.

- Anthony Burgess

source: Anthony Burgess (1986). “Homage to QWERT YUIOP: essays”, Vintage

topic: Love, Life, Relationship, Laughs And Smiles, Aromatherapy

Oh, yes! Fill the churches with dirty thoughts! Introduce honesty to the White House! Write letters in dead languages to people you've never met! Paint filthy words on the foreheads of children! Burn your credit cards and wear high heels! Asylum doors stand open! Fill the suburbs with murder and rape! Divine madness! Let there be ecstasy, ecstasy in the streets! Laugh and the world laughs with you!

- Grant Morrison

topic: Honesty, Children, Dirty, Humor And Laughter, Humor Laughter

Everyone should have kids. They are the greatest joy in the world. But they are also terrorists. You'll realize this as soon as they are born and they start using sleep deprivation to break you.

- Ray Romano

source: Ray Romano (1999). “Everything and a Kite”

topic: Funny, Sleep, Kids, Sleep Deprivation, Sleep Deprived

I think a good mom is an awake mom. At least for me, I've always been a kinder, better person awake than sleep-deprived!

- Lisa Loeb

topic: Mom, Sleep, Thinking, Good Mom, Sleep Deprived

Workplace accidents with people who are sleep deprived or people who work shifts and they don't get the right amount of sleep during the day or at night.

- Shelby Harris

topic: Sleep, Night, People, Sleep Deprived

Some patients are still having insomnia, but it's seems worse to them than actually it is. So, if they say they're sleep deprived, they haven't slept at all in three days; if we actually take them into a lab, most of the time we actually do see they're sleeping on and off here and there.

- Shelby Harris

topic: Sleep, Insomnia, Here And There, And Off, Sleep Deprived

I have a daughter who, when younger, possessed no barrier between her emotional self and the outside world. Her emotional insides spilled out all over, and, especially when I was sleep-deprived and probably a little paranoid, this really threatened me. It was as if she were embodying and expressing the insecurities and freaked-outedness I never express, and which I've learned over the years to keep hidden.

- Heidi Julavits

source: Interview with Angela Stubbs, therumpus.net. October 14, 2012.

topic: Daughter, Sleep, Emotional, Sleep Deprived

A half-hour before bedtime, I remind myself that I now deserve to prepare myself for a good night's sleep. You can't focus on your work if you're sleep-deprived even if you have a fascinating job.

- Marty Nemko

topic: Good Night, Jobs, Sleep, Sleep Deprived

Omigod,' I said on a sudden flash of sleep-deprived insight. 'You're the big bad wolf.' There are some similarities.

- Janet Evanovich

source: Janet Evanovich (2007). “Twelve Sharp”, p.203, Macmillan

topic: Sleep, Bigs, Flash, Sleep Deprived

Unfortunately, every time someone said “debriefing,” the entire flock had one image: someone’s tighty-whities disappearing in a flash. We were smothering our giggles, but it was getting harder. Coupled with the whole “naval this, and naval that,” with its undeniable belly-button connotations, we were essentially turning into a sugar-jacked, sleep-deprived flock of incoherent, silly, recombinant-DNA goofballs. This was not going to end well.

- James Patterson

topic: Silly, Sleep, Dna, Connotation, Belly Buttons

I love having a full schedule everyday and always being a little bit sleep deprived and just kind of love that lifestyle.

- Lauren Conrad

topic: Sleep, Everyday, Schedules, Kinds Of Love, Sleep Deprived