Tables And Chairs Quotes:

I'm not saying being a comedian is brain surgery, but it is definitely - it's like being a carpenter. You learn how to make tables and chairs. You have to have the right tools, and you have to know how to put the thing together, right?

- Denis Leary

topic: Tables And Chairs, Comedian, Brain, Brain Surgery

All my life I have said, "Whatever happens there will always be tables and chairs"--and what a mistake.

- Elizabeth Bowen

topic: War, Mistake, World, Tables And Chairs

When one is a child, the disposition of objects, tables and chairs and doors, seems part of the natural order: a house-move lets in chaos - as it does for a dog.

- Elizabeth Bowen

source: Elizabeth Bowen (1998). “Bowen's Court”

topic: Dog, Children, Moving, Tables And Chairs, Natural Order

All minds quote. Old and new make the warp and woof of every moment. There is no thread that is not a twist of these two strands. By necessity, by proclivity, and by delight, we all quote. We quote not only books and proverbs, but arts, sciences, religion, customs, and laws; nay, we quote temples and houses, tables and chairs, by imitation.

- Ralph Waldo Emerson

source: Ralph Waldo Emerson (2010). “Collected Works of Ralph Waldo Emerson, Volume VIII: Letters and Social Aims”, p.94, Harvard University Press

topic: Art, Book, Law, Warp, Tables And Chairs

Banks and churches and courtrooms all depend on the appurtenances of theatre. On illusion. Banks, the illusion of stability and honourable dealings to the rot and corruption of capitalist exploitation. Churches the illusion of sacred sanctuary of purposes of pacifying social discontent. Courtrooms of course designed to promote the illusion of solemn justice. If there was true justice why would such trappings be necessary? Wouldn't a table and chairs and an ordinary room serve just as well?

- E. L. Doctorow

topic: Justice, Church, Theatre, Tables And Chairs, Courtroom

My birthplace was California, but I couldn't forget Armenia, so what is one's country? Is it land of the earth, in a specific place? Rivers there? Lakes? The sky there? The way the moon comes up there? And the sun? Is one's country the trees, the vineyards, the grass, the birds, the rocks, the hills and summer and winter? Is it the animal rhythm of the living there? The huts and houses, the streets of cities, the tables and chairs, and the drinking of tea and talking? Is it the peach ripening in summer heat on the bough? Is it the dead in the earth there?

- William Saroyan

source: "Antranik and the Spirit of Armenia" by William Saroyan, 1936.

topic: Summer, Country, Drinking, Summer And Winter, Armenia

If we grew our own food, we wouldn't waste a third of it as we do today. If we made our own tables and chairs, we wouldn't throw them out the moment we changed the interior decor. If we had to clean our own drinking water, we probably wouldn't contaminate it.

- Mark Boyle

source: "My year of living without money" by Mark Boyle, www.theguardian.com. November 8, 2009.

topic: Drinking, Water, Tables, Decor, Tables And Chairs

How many more times are we going to cower under tables and chairs, whimpering like mindless dogs, thinking that someone else has the responsibility to save and protect us?

- Ted Nugent

source: Ted Nugent (2000). “God, guns, and rock 'n' roll”, Regnery Press

topic: Dog, Responsibility, Thinking, Tables And Chairs

The illusion of freedom will continue as long as it's profitable to continue the illusion. At the point where the illusion becomes too expensive to maintain, they will just take down the scenery, they will pull back the curtains, they will move the tables and chairs out of the way and you will see the brick wall at the back of the theater.

- Frank Zappa

topic: Wall, Moving, Long, Brick Wall, Tables And Chairs

Everything from the little house was in the wagon, except the beds and tables and chairs. They did not need to take these, because Pa could always make new ones.

- Laura Ingalls Wilder

topic: House, Wagons, Bed, Little House On The Prairie, Tables And Chairs

Ibsen is like this room where we are sitting, with all the tables and chairs. Do I care whether you have twenty or twenty-five links on your chain? Hedda Gabler, Nora and the rest: it is not that I want! I want Rome and the Coliseum, the Acropolis, Athens; I want beauty, and the flame of life.

- Eleanora Duse

topic: Beauty, Acting, Care, Coliseum, Acropolis