Wedding Cake Quotes:

The most dangerous food is wedding cake.

- James Thurber

topic: Wedding, Food, Cake, Wedding Cake, Food Safety

She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake.

- Margot Asquith

source: In Listener 11 June 1953 "Margot Oxford: a Personal Impression" by Lady Violet Bonham Carter

topic: Sarcastic, Lying, Ice, Wedding Cake, White Lie

Your mind now, moldering like wedding-cake, heavy with useless experience, rich with suspicion, rumour, fantasy, crumbling to pieces under the knife-edge of mere fact. In the prime of your life.

- Adrienne Rich

source: 1963 Snapshots of a Daughter-in-Law,'Snapshots of a Daughterin- Law,1'.

topic: Knives, Cake, Mind, Wedding Cake

get married with the feeling it is going to last. Not like the bride I know who doubled the wedding cake recipe and froze one.

- Phyllis Diller

topic: Cake, Feelings, Recipes, Wedding Cake

My face looks like a wedding-cake left out in the rain.

- W. H. Auden

topic: Rain, Cake, Complaining, Left Out, Wedding Cake

You know how I feel about love. It was invented to sell wedding cakes. And vacations to Waikiki.

- Carolyn Mackler

source: Jay Asher, Carolyn Mackler (2012). “The Future of Us”, p.57, Simon and Schuster

topic: Vacation, Cake, Waikiki, Wedding Cake

The most dangerous food a man can eat is wedding cake. Woman like silent men, they think they are listening.

- Marcel Achard

topic: Wedding, Thinking, Men, Wedding Cake, Silent Man

Scientists have discovered a food that reduces a woman's sex drive by 99%. Wedding cake.

- Jim Davidson

topic: Sex, Cake, Scientist, Sex Drive, Wedding Cake

I have a crusade against fondant, also shortening. There's no reason why wedding cakes can't taste good if you know what you're doing.

- Ron Ben-Israel

topic: Wedding, Cake, Taste, Wedding Cake

All the information you could want is constantly streaming at you like a runaway truck - books, newspaper stories, Web sites, apps, how-to videos, this article you're reading, even entire magazines devoted to single subjects like charcuterie or wedding cakes or pickles.

- Mario Batali

topic: Wedding, Book, Reading, Wedding Cake, Runaway

He's an enigma wrapped up in sensuality padlocked with a dozen chains of desire and topped off with a razor-sharp ribbon of danger. There are more layers to him than a billionaire's wedding cake.

- Darynda Jones

topic: Cake, Desire, Layers, Wedding Cake

When I celebrated my bar mitzvah, there was no cake. Today, there is no such thing as a bar mitzvah in the United States without a special cake. It can be even more complicated and expensive than a wedding cake, because bar-mitzvah cakes are often based on a particular theme.

- Ron Ben-Israel

topic: Cake, Special, United States, Wedding Cake, Bar Mitzvah

The evening light was like honey in the trees When you left me and walked to the end of the street Where the sunset abruptly ended. The wedding-cake drawbridge lowered itself To the fragile forget-me-not flower. You climbed aboard. Burnt horizons suddenly paved with golden stones, Dreams I had, including suicide, Puff out the hot-air balloon now. It is bursting, it is about to burst

- John Ashbery

topic: Suicide, Dream, Flower, You Left Me, Wedding Cake

Four people wheel out a huge wedding cake from a side room. Most of the guests back up, making way for this rarity, this dazzling creation with blue-green, white-tipped icing waves swimming with fish and sailboats, seals and sea flowers. But I push my way through the crowd to confirm what I knew at first sight. As surely as the embroidery stitches in Annie's gown were done by Cinna's hand, the frosted flowers on the cake were done by Peeta's.

- Suzanne Collins

topic: Flower, Swimming, Sight, Annie, Wedding Cake

I told her that I can't be doing with the Wonder part of these trips, but she said it should be the icing on the cake... I've never liked wedding cake due to the amount of icing, but then imagine a wedding cake without it; just a dark, stodgy, horrible dry sponge. The icing covers up the mess, and that's how I feel about most of the Wonders. They use them to get people to visit a place that you probably wouldn't think about visiting.

- Karl Pilkington

source: Karl Pilkington (2010). “An Idiot Abroad: The Travel Diaries of Karl Pilkington”, p.131, Canongate Books

topic: Dark, Thinking, Cake, Wedding Cake, Icing

Whether you're the wedding cake baker or the gay couple or the Baptist preacher, radical Islam would kill you all if they could.

- Lindsey Graham

source: Lindsey Graham at GOP primary debate at the Ronald Reagan Presidential Library in Simi Valley, California, www.cbsnews.com. September 16, 2015.

topic: Couple, Gay, Cake, Wedding Cake, Gay Couples