You Re Welcome Quotes:

... you're nuts but you're welcome here.

- Steve Martin

source: Steve Martin (2008). “Born Standing Up: A Comic's Life”, p.112, Simon and Schuster

topic: Nuts, Welcome, You Re Welcome

I'm a problem-solver, and you're welcome.

- Ann Coulter

topic: Welcome, Problem, Problem Solvers, You Re Welcome

There's no substitute for a great love who says, 'No matter what's wrong with you, you're welcome at this table.'

- Tom Hanks

source: "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

topic: Love, Matter, Tables, You Re Welcome

I will take a little bit of credit because I did come up with 'you're welcome.'

- Molly Tarlov

topic: Credit, Littles, Welcome, You Re Welcome

Every time I say thanks or thank you to a random person they blush and say you're welcome.

- Charlie Morgan

topic: Thank You, Welcome, Thanks, You Re Welcome

The next time you are contemplating a decision in which you are debating whether or not to go for the gusto, ask yourself this important question: "How long am I going to be dead?" With that perspective, you can now make a free, fearless choice to do just about any goddamned sneaky thing your devious little mind can think up. Go ahead. Have your fun. You're welcome. Go on. See you in hell.

- Matt Groening

topic: Fun, Simple, Thinking, Gusto, Next Time

I say to the Christians and to every missionary on the reservations, you're welcome to have a church here if you can support yourself. But if these churches can't support themselves, then take the hint and quit using our poverty for your direct mail solicitations.

- Russell Means

source: Source: progressive.org

topic: Christian, Support, Church, Solicitation, You Re Welcome

To all the fantasy owners who drafted me: You're welcome.

- Peyton Manning

topic: Welcome, Fantasy, Owners, You Re Welcome

He shook me, and despite it being one-handed, it made my teeth rattle. “If anything like that ever happens again. You. Leave. Me. Behind. Do you understand?” I would have argued, but I was feeling a little shocky for some reason. “I’m not good at abandoning people,” I finally said. A front-desk person scurried over, first-aid kit in hand, but Pritkin snarled at the poor guy and he quickly backed up a step. “Then get good at it!” He stomped off, limping, one shoulder hanging at an odd angle. “You’re welcome,” I murmured.

- Karen Chance

topic: Hands, People, Guy, Front Desk, Limping

Thank you," she whispered, "for keeping yourself alive, soldier." "You're welcome," he whispered back.

- Paullina Simons

topic: Soldier, Alive, Welcome, You Re Welcome

Don't play an attitude; don't play a guy who's negative. Play a guy who's not trying to sell anybody on anything, he's just saying how it is and if you want to come by what he's thinking, you're welcome. If you do not, then do not.

- Matthew McConaughey

topic: Attitude, Thinking, Play, You Re Welcome

When people start using science to argue for their specific beliefs and delusions, to try to claim that they're supported by science, then scientists at least have to speak up and say, You re welcome to your delusions, but don't say that they're supported by science.

- Victor J. Stenger

source: Interview with Cliff Walker, www.tapatalk.com. November 6, 1999.

topic: People, Religion, Trying, You Re Welcome

The harmonica is the world's best-selling musical instrument. You're welcome.

- Bob Dylan

source: "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

topic: Musical, World, Welcome, Harmonicas, You Re Welcome

A bully is playing a game, one that he or she enjoys and needs. You're welcome to play this game if it makes you happy, but for most people, it will make you miserable.

- Seth Godin

topic: Bullying, Games, Play, You Re Welcome

You're welcome in my house when this is over. We'll open a cask of Master al'Vere's best brandy. We'll remember those who fell, and we'll tell our children how we stood when the clouds turned black and the world started to die. We'll tell them we stood shoulder to shoulder, and there was just no space for the Shadow to squeeze through.

- Robert Jordan

source: Robert Jordan, Brandon Sanderson (2013). “A Memory of Light”, p.277, Macmillan

topic: Children, Clouds, Space, Brandy, You Re Welcome

Now this is really going to impress Valentine." "I don't know," Clary said. "Other crack teams get bat boomerangs and wall-crawling powers; we get the Aquatruck." "If you don't like it, Nephilim," came Magnus's voice, faintly, from the truck cab, "you're welcome to see if you can walk on the water.

- Cassandra Clare

source: Cassandra Clare (2011). “Cassandra Clare: The Mortal Instrument Series (4 books): City of Bones; City of Ashes; City of Glass; City of Fallen Angels”, p.740, Simon and Schuster

topic: Wall, Team, Valentine, Boomerang, City Of Ashes

Whoop-de-do," said Ram. "What?" "I'm celebrating." "Was that irony or loss of mental function?" asked the expendable. "Was that a rhetorical questions, a bit of humor, or a sign that you are losing confidence in me?" "I have no confidence in you, Ram," said the expendable. "Well, thanks." "You're welcome.

- Orson Scott Card

topic: Thank You, Loss, Rams, Expendables, Rhetorical Question

The country of Mexico has just gotten its first Taco Bell. You're Welcome. Finally, Mexicans will have access to... Mexican food. Bon appetit. I can't imagine how confused they will be when they get a taco.

- Jon Stewart

topic: Country, Confused, Mexican, Taco Bell, Mexican Food

Sighing, she gave a brief nod. “I was supposed to win. I was supposed to finish you off. They never counted on you winning. And then you didn’t kill me. It was awful.” “You’re welcome,” I said, feeling fresh anger ignite. “I’ll try not to humiliate you by letting you live next time.” (Max II to Max)

- James Patterson

source: James Patterson (2007). “Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports: A Maximum Ride Novel”, p.194, Hachette UK

topic: Winning, Feelings, Trying, You Re Welcome

He's having a vision," I said. "That's what happens." (Maya) "Attractive, I know," Corey said between gritted teeth. "And now I get new witnesses to my humiliation. Wonderful." "We're used to it," Chloe said. "Derek used to do that when he Changed. Only worse." "Thank you for sharing," Derek muttered. She grinned. "You're welcome.

- Kelley Armstrong

topic: Vision, Chloe, Teeth, You Re Welcome

Blay didn’t shake the hand that was offered. He reached over, took a hold of the fighter’s face, and drew Qhuinn in for a kiss. It was supposed to be only a split-seconder— like their lips were the ones doing the handshake thing. When he went to pull back, though, Qhuinn captured him, and held him in place. Their mouths met again… and again… and once more, their heads tilting to the sides, the contact lingering. “You’re welcome,” Blay said roughly. Then he smiled a little. “Can’t say it was all a pleasure, though.

- J.R. Ward

topic: Kissing, Hands, Mouths, Captured, You Re Welcome

You go into a room and you know where you're welcome; you know where you're unwelcome.Sometimes in a hostile situation you stick around because hostility itself is important.The people who are garrulous and wear their heart on their sleeve and tell you everything, that's one kind of person, but the fellow who's hiding behind a tree and hoping you don't see him is the fellow that you'd better find out why.

- Dorothea Lange

topic: Heart, People, Tree, You Re Welcome

Alec looked down at the shattered pieces in disbelief. “You BROKE my PHONE.” Jace shrugged. “Guys don’t let other guys keep calling other guys. Okay, that came out wrong. Friends don’t let friends keep calling their exes and hanging up. Seriously. You have to stop.” Alec looked furious. “So you broke my brand new phone? Thanks a lot.” Jace smiled serenely and lay back on the grass. “You’re welcome.

- Cassandra Clare

source: Cassandra Clare (2015). “City of Heavenly Fire”, p.34, Simon and Schuster

topic: Phones, Guy, Calling, Wrong Friends, Furious

Sorry, boyfriends everywhere—you’re doomed to sit through an hour and forty-seven minutes of syrupy drivel. The payoff? Between my face, Tadd’s abs and Quinton’s biceps, your girl will be ready for takeoff as soon as the credits roll. You’re welcome.

- Tammara Webber

source: Tammara Webber (2014). “Between the Lines: The Complete Series”, p.568, Tammara Webber

topic: You Re Welcome

Rodney set a plate in front of me and one in front of my mother. I almost fainted when she began to eat instead of hurling it at him. Had one of the vampires gotten tired of her bitching and bitten her into a better mood? She caught my flabbergasted look. "I watched what he put in it" she said defensively. Rodney, instead of being insulted, just laughed. "You're welcome, Justina.

- Jeaniene Frost

topic: Mother, Tired, Vampire, You Re Welcome, Hurling

We're on vacation, Kaia, Strider grumbled. You weren't invited. She waved away his words as if they were unimportant. Deep down I know you meant to invite me, so ta-da. Here I am. You're welcome. It's scary how well you know us. Here, pay for this, William said, dumping his candy into Strider's arms. We'll be in the care. Making out.

- Gena Showalter

source: Gena Showalter (2016). “The Darkest Secret”, p.148, HQN Books

topic: Vacation, Here I Am, Scary, Strider, You Re Welcome

As long as I don't commit any crimes, you have no right to judge me except by my performance as a professional. On that level, you're welcome to think whatever you want about me.

- Johnny Carson

source: Source: www.alex-haley.com

topic: Thinking, Long, Judging, Judge Me, You Re Welcome

I’m stuck fighting. (Acheron) You’re stuck fighting. But you’re welcome to come share my beach any time you get tired of the brawl. (Savitar) Save me a spot. If this blows up in my face, I’ll be back with my tail forever tucked between my legs. (Acheron)

- Sherrilyn Kenyon

topic: Beach, Tired, Fighting, Savitar, You Re Welcome

But my knowledge of Marxism was limited to knowing that Marx was a Jew, and that he had a long white beard. I said to Lunatcharsky (the political communist commissar for Education, 1918, fh) 'Whatever you do, don't ask me why I painted in blue or green, and why you can see a calf inside the cow's belly, etc. On the other hand you're welcome: if Marx is so wise, let him come back to life and explain it himself'. I showed him my canvases.

- Marc Chagall

topic: Wise, Blue, Hands, You Re Welcome

I have church on Sunday.” “Of course you do.” “You’re welcome to come along.” “Thanks, but I’m allergic to incense.” “That’s a shame.” “It’s the bane of my existence.” - Beth and Jake

- Alexandra Adornetto

topic: You Re Welcome

A single raised eyebrow. "You've defected, sweetheart. No use worrying about the big, bad wolf now." She was aware of Judd speaking, but her attention never shifted off the man who was a predator, for all that he wore human skin. When he peeled open and held out a bar of some kind, she took it, aware low energy levels could be dangerous when it came to her ability to keep a handle on the cold fire. "Thank you." A faint smile, a strange amusement in those icy eyes. "You're welcome." It was the most polite interaction they'd ever had.

- Nalini Singh

topic: Eye, Men, Fire, Energy Levels, Raised Eyebrows